I write a monthly T.V. column for TASTES LIKE CHICKEN magazine (tlchicken.com).

I get to interview semi-famous people for the mag on occasion, as well.

By day, I do meaningless paperwork for an aerospace manufacturing company.

By night, I write comic books my mother seems to really enjoy.

I also thwart the occasional purse sntaching. You know, if I'm up to it.

I find that commercial for cereal, where the factory workers sing "Our House," way too catchy for my own good.