The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Stuff I'm reading right now

Amazing spiderman
Sensational Spiderman
Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
X-men
Uncanny X-Men
New X-men
All Civil War and Initiative stuff
New Avengers
Daredevil
All X-23 Stuff
All Ultimate Stuff ( x-men, spiderman, FF, ext.)
Wolverine
Wolverine Origin
Astonishing X-men
Punisher
Heros For Hire
Batman/Superman
R. A. Salvatore, Andrew Dabb: Dark Elf Series
Hellboy


My list is to F&#*!%# Big...christ..

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