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March 31st, 2008 7:13 PM

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Comixtreme March Newsletter

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Things Learned At The CX Saint Patrick’s Day Party

*Leprechaun guts are impossible to get out of shag carpeting.

*Green food coloring + egg nog + off color jokes = lawsuits and hard feelings.

*Blake can curse in Gaelic.

*Dressing up Brandon as a leprechaun doesn’t make his pants stealing any more amusing.

*If men insist on wearing kilts, they shouldn’t wear brightly colored thongs underneath.

*Dressing up Craig as an angry leprechaun is pretty amusing.

*When he has too much to drink, Adam starts insisting he’s a Skrull and jumping out of closets at people.

*Terry looks pretty good in a chain mail bikini, no matter how the pictures came out.

*Scott has a more devastating right hook than you’d ever imagine.

*Mark makes a mean green Jello dessert, but if you press too hard for his secret recipe, he’ll burst into tears.

* SA owns an actual shillelagh, that he claims Warren Ellis once did something nasty to an annoying fan with, but those forceps marks could have been made by anything.

*Andrea should never be left unsupervised with a weed whacker

*After the third time they’re called, the fire department refuse to come get your monkey out of a tree, even if he is scared of heights.

REVIEWS

CATWOMAN #77 by Terry Verticchio - Catwoman is in for the biggest fight of her life…against herself. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39866

INCREDIBLE HERCULES #115 by Adam Chapman - Hercules vs. Ares! http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39907

BOOSTER GOLD #7 by Walt Kneeland - Booster and Beetle face a horde of OMACs as they begin to discover what changes have occurred in the timestream... http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39910

FEMME NOIR: THE DARK CITY DIARIES #1 by Andrea Speed - Femme Noir returns … but who is the mysterious blonde vigilante? http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39969

THE DARK TOWER: THE LONG ROAD HOME #1 by Blake M. Petit & Adam Chapman - As Roland and his Ka-Tet ride from Hambry, Farson’s men begin their pursuit. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39786

DONE-IN-ONE REVIEWS: MARCH 22 - Featuring Batman and the Outsiders #5, Ghost Rider #21, Witchblade #116, & more. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39886]

MOVIES

JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE NEW FRONTIER by Blake Petit - The origins of the Justice League in a silver age of heroism. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39464

THE BANK JOB by Andrea Speed - Ordinary blokes plan a bank heist, unaware that they’re being used for a greater purpose. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39620

COLUMNS & FEATURES

EVERYTHING BUT IMAGINARY #257: THE GREAT MOVIE RIDE PART TWO-SUPERMAN ON THE SCREEN - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39956

FOUR COLOR COMMENTARIES #31: Where Did The White Boxes Go? - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39961

ASK CHIMPION! - MARCH - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39625

THE $40 PULL LIST - MARCH - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39491

FIVE MINUTES WITH CHRISCROSS AND BIG CITY COMICS - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39469

2 IN 1 SHOWCASE EPISODE PODCASTS:

61: WEDDING STORIES - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39902

60: GREEN ARROW - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39765

59: WESTERN COMICS - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39615

58: WONDER WOMAN-UPDATED! JUSTICE LEAGUE-THE NEW FRONTIER - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39468

NEWS

MOUSE GUARD AND OKKO FOR BOOK OF THE YEAR! - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39954

TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN OPERA: THE REFILL! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
- http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39820

SIMONE LIA'S LOVEABLE RABBIT FINDS A NEW HOME AT DARK HORSE
- http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39849

JAMAR NICHOLAS RETURNS AS HOST OF THE GLYPH COMICS AWARDS
- http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39842

STREET FIGHTER TRIBUTE ASKS FANS TO TAKE THEIR BEST SHOT! - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39761

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