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May 30th, 2008 7:52 PM

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Comixtreme May Newsletter

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Signs An Action Hero Has Gotten Too Old

* Five minutes of the big chase scene involve him stopping to catch his breath.

* Occasionally, just off camera, you get a glimpse of the medical team standing by with an oxygen tank and a defibrillator.

* Any time he has to bend down to pick something up, the film inexplicably switches to slow motion.

* His pants come up to his armpits.

*Since when is CGI used in a love scene?

* His one expression is of constant grim surprise. (You know Botox …)

* Stunt truss

* At some point, the phrase “Damn kids, get offa my lawn!” is used in an un-ironic context.

* His love interest is young enough to be his granddaughter, but this is never addressed.

* Three words: Jiggly man boobs.

REVIEWS

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #560 REVIEW by Adam Chapman - Paperdoll strikes! http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41217

CAPTAIN AMERICA #38 REVIEW by Terry Verticchio - Bucky and the Falcon continue to track down the Red Skull. Meanwhile his plan for controlling America continues to move forward! http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41236

BATMAN & THE OUTSIDERS #7 REVIEW by Adam Chapman - Batman tries to assemble a team to rescue his operatives, as Rex has his own adventure in space. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41259

IRON MAN: DIRECTOR OF SHIELD #29 ADVANCE REVIEW by Blake M. Petit - A new terror threat wells from Tony’s past. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41078

BIRDS OF PREY #118 REVIEW by Terry Verticchio - Misfit and Black Alice are back at each other’s throat but now it’s for the sport of Boss Dark Side. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41235

DONE-IN-ONE REVIEWS: MAY 24, 2008 - Featuring American Dream #2, Countdown to Mystery #8, DC/Wildstorm: Dreamwar #2, Dynamo 5 #13, Ghost Rider #23, Star Wars: Legacy #2, & Tangent: Superman's Reign #3. http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41194

FEATURES

STUPID QUESTIONS AT THE EMERALD CITY COMIC-CON 2008 - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40938

EVERYTHING BUT IMAGINARY #265: WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF... - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41289

FOUR COLOR COMMENTARIES #38: Dating In A Geekified World - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41295

ASK CHIMPION! MAY 2008 - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41048

THE $40 PULL LIST - MAY 2008 - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40662

2 IN 1 SHOWCASE PODCAST EPISODES:

70: DC COMICS MOVIE BLOWOUT - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41202

69: MARVEL MOVIE BLOWOUT - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40997

68: JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40804

67: FREE COMIC BOOK DAY 2008 - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40652

66: THE INVINCIBLE IRON MAN - UPDATED WITH TWO MINI-EPISODES! - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40527

NEWS

SHIPPING LIST FOR MAY 29, 2008 - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41262

WOLF-MAN STRIKES MONTHLY! - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40963

INFILTRATION SUCCESS: SECRET INVASION TIE-INS SELLOUT - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40960

INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #1 VARIANT COVERS REVEALED! - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40295

AAM/MARKOSIA ANNOUNCES STARSHIP TROOPERS: TRIPLE THREAT - http://www.comixtreme.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40964

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