[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Mar 15th, 2008 2:01 AM ]...

..."BOY!, I thoughts that wuz you amongst all those other chubby fellars at the "freakshow" eyein them thar barely legal gals with the tails and furry eared hats-take some advice from the ole "wolfster" ok buddy, you mights get a chance to score someday if'n you take your DAMN finger out o yer nose...ya idgit!
-stop yer diggin!, you need what worthless little brain cells ya has left-no go wash yer hands!!!
-BUBBA ;)

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jun 28th, 2007 2:01 PM ]...

"ALPO!!!, Boy you just hankerin for a central Florida whoopin aren't ya?
Is it true that the coppers down there wear them pastel sport coats likes in "Miami Vice"?
Boy show up in my neck of the woods like that, we just puts a dress on im ,slap him around a bit and calls him Nancy!
Thanks fer writin me, still learnin how to use this damn machine, done damaged my typewriter thigamajig....Damn claws o mine!
take er easy bub,
BUBBA.

[ Posted by wpds on Jun 28th, 2007 2:25 PM ]...

LMAO

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jun 28th, 2007 2:30 PM ]...

"What in Bocephus is that? LMAO?
Boy I cant's talk compooter speak, is it sumphin dirty or what?

[ Posted by wpds on Jun 28th, 2007 2:31 PM ]...

Bubba you are a riot! LMAO = Laughing my a$$ off

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jun 28th, 2007 3:05 PM ]...

"Oh, OK then, guess that's awright...
Just gots ta be carefull boy, I only gradumecated from the 5th grade.
My gal Bobbi-Jo learns me some stuff now and agin like this here compooter junk but that's only when she has the time fer it, what with workin at the Winn Dixie in the day and waitressin at "Polly's" at night...not much time fer ole BUBBA.
I gets a tad frustrated sometimes...
-later gater, BUBBA :)

[ Posted by bizarredillon916 on Nov 11th, 2007 11:37 PM ]...

u only hav a 5th grade edcuation?
LOL

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Oct 29th, 2007 11:23 PM ]...

"Well Ginny ole gal, I tells ya whats the BUBBSTER is gonna do fer ye, I will personally lights a fire under his wrinkled up ole' ass and tells him ta give yas a call...boy is gettin a tad rude in his old age if'n ya asks me.
Hope everything is going gravee up thar, as fer me Isa gettin ready fer "HOOWLLLLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN" oh yeah babee, jus get my furry lil' ass in the bubbamobile wit a bottle er two of Jack Daniels and crank up the Hank Sr. tunes and I'm a rarin to parteeeee as them silly French fellers are used ta sayin...
Happy Haunting,
-BUBBA ;)

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Aug 26th, 2007 11:02 PM ]...

Don't mention it Lou,
Yeah I would love ta play some "Tag" wit yer lil' piggy, can't guarantee yer porky lil' friend will be in the best shape afterwards seein as how I have special craving fer all things "porcine"!
I just luv ta see how ya draws me buddy, but all I can do is draw dem damn stick figures and not very well ta boot, have ta git one of my artist fellers ta do it fer me....but I'm game.
jus let me know and I'll set er up,
latr gatr...
BUBBA :)

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jul 31st, 2007 9:09 PM ]...

"Thanks fer the heads up Gunnar!
At present I'm a tinkerin wit my own rod, NO!,NOT THAT ONE!
MY car, the "BUBBAMOBILE", a sweet ride if ever there was one, a four wheel dream, great fer mudboggin out in the bush...
take er easy pard"...
-BUBBA ;)

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jul 15th, 2007 5:06 AM ]...

Boy,
You is painfully testin my patience wit yer lil' freshmouth and disrespectin ways, keep it up and you'll end up findin yer chubby lil' ass tied to a sour Apple tree butt naked, covered in honey!
As fer my sweet Bobbi-Jo, you best pretends she doesn't exist or it's gonna be mightee hard ta draws yer purtee lil' pictures with yer arms ripped off and shoved up yer @$!*?, you git me tubby?
you been warned meatsack!
-BUBBA >:(

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jul 11th, 2007 11:26 PM ]...

"Boy,
Keep wearin that thar lil' fur gitup you made fer yerself and just don't wash it fer a couple years and as soon as you start collectin the right number of flies buzzin bout ya you should reach about the correct level of funk! Drives the womenfolk sex nuts!
Yeah, I'll holler at the lil' tubby bastard fer ya, if'n he can drag himself away from his compooter porn fer a few minutes.
Me in Penncilvania? Maybe someday, as soon as them folks up there calms down a lil' first.
Theys still recoverin from my last lil' visit!
take er easy son, do me proud and try to keep down the number of sexual harrasment complaints will ya?
-BUBBA ;)

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jun 27th, 2007 10:16 PM ]...

"HEY, HEY!
My dear ole Momma can only call me that, and my ole lady when her little "friend" shows up fer her monthly visit...
As for Hyman, damn skippy I'll slap him fer ya, lil shit owes me fer likeness rights...
-thanks fer joinin the freakshow that is
my life, keep em hangin, high and dry.
-BUBBA

[ Posted by bobbynash on Jun 29th, 2007 4:01 PM ]...

How's yer momma doin' these days?

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jul 7th, 2007 10:43 PM ]...

My Momma?,
My dear ole' Momma is upatairs botherin Elvis as we speak, been gone a while.
Yeah, her glory days as a circus contourtionist finally got the better of her, I tells ya, it was a sight that still haunts me to this day....thanks fer bringin it up son!
Sorry fer gettin back late, been down Okeechobee way on a Gator cullin with my buds Clovis and the Bob.
-BUBBA ;)

[ Posted by bobbynash on Jul 7th, 2007 11:24 PM ]...

Sounds like fun. Hope you nabbed a big one.
Let me know when your new issue comes out.

Bobby

[ Posted by BUBBAWOLF on Jul 9th, 2007 12:52 AM ]...

"Damn right she was a biggun, nearly staineds my overalls when the critter tried ta makes a meal outta "Booger"!
Will definetly give out a holler when the new funnybook comes out, you can count on ole' BUBBA!"