Hello. My name is Captain Phineas T. Drew and I am contacting you through this archaic 'internet' from the not too distant future. I am considered to be a Space adventurer by some, although I must admit to you that I would not use this term to describe myself. I would say to you instead that I am our Universe's best and last chance for ridding itself of the evil 'Frogulon' menace. Who are these horrific creatures I speak of? They are of course a race of (arguably) 'highly-evolved' Amphibious aliens, infamously known for destroying our home world of Earth in the year 2272 AD. I have since made it my life's mission to vanquish them from existence once and for all. I have recruited a 'crew of two' to aid me in this seemingly impossible task; Hyminthius 'Hymie' Z is both my ship pilot and most trusted ally in my war with the Amphibians, as well as The mysterious man known only as 'Spartanacus', who has reluctantly joined us in this fight and serves as my ship gunner/tactical. My Crew of two and I shall not rest until these Frogulons have paid the price for what they have done to Earth and its people. Pardon me for a moment... I have just been informed that the fourth issue of my comic magazine shall be published and available for consumption in the early months of the year 2008. This should please you.
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