My name is Citizen Prime and I need your help. There is a terrible injustice in the world and it concerns you. As you read this, people are going to parties, having a fantastic time, and you are not invited. That’s just plain wrong. Mister! But you can fix this terrible tragedy – by joining The Citizen Corps.


By becoming a member of the Citizen Corps, you take your rightful place as hero of the day. How does this happen, you ask? I’ll tell you! I’ve discovered a powerful double secret that burns at the heart of The Citizen Corps: the secret is …

… people, not just girls, just want to have fun and they want to do some good while they’re at it! Sounds simple but its amazingly powerful. At Citizens Primed! HQ, we’ve put our best scientists to work, combining these explosive ingredients and we’ve come up with some startling results!

And we didn’t just fall off the turnip truck, bub! Both I and The Citizen Corps has already generated unprecedented excitement across the nation. We’ve been featured on Fox News, Talk Soup, Phoenix Channel 12 News, Geraldo at Large and morning radio shows across the nation. We’ve established a beachhead against the enemies of apathy and boredom, and we’ve just begun to fight!