[ Posted by dano to Arvid on Jan 4th, 2007 11:11 AM ]...

Arvid! We met at Cafe Bar thru Matt a while back.
Good to see you around!

[ Posted by dano to RJJohnston on Dec 28th, 2006 3:32 PM ]...

I was at a sushi bar and noticed raw octopus tastes like cooked scallops.

I wonder if raw people taste like cooked monkeys.

1 Reply [ Latest posted on December 28th, 2006 4:15 PM ]

[ Posted by RJJohnston on Dec 28th, 2006 4:15 PM ]... Hmm...I wouldn't know. My guess is it would taste like chicken. 'Cuz everything taste like chicken! Perhaps you should consider inventing the new Hufu,...you know, to appease the cannibal within :D

[ Posted by dano to Kep on Dec 15th, 2006 9:38 PM ]...

When you pound your fists on the table they turn red and tingle.
The same happens to your vision when you're pissed and stare with hatred.


i can smash walnuts with my eyes.

1 Reply [ Latest posted on December 16th, 2006 11:57 AM ]

[ Posted by Kep on Dec 16th, 2006 11:57 AM ]... Smashing walnuts with your eyes? This I wanna see! OW! Stop throwing walnuts!

[ Posted by dano to raydillon on Dec 16th, 2006 10:01 AM ]...

Keep your pimp hand strong!

[ Posted by dano to mikeexner3 on Dec 15th, 2006 10:05 PM ]...

I smashed a cockroach and it's guts came out it's butt. I walked away and upon return was horrified. It was gone except for a moist trail.
It was then i knew the gravity of life.

[ Posted by dano to jgiar on Dec 15th, 2006 9:28 PM ]...

The seed of a man is placed in the belly of a woman. 80 years later death occurs.

[ Posted by dano to JasonCopland on Dec 11th, 2006 9:18 PM ]...

A pinch of sugar makes sin taste like cherry

[ Posted by dano to cat_staggs on Dec 11th, 2006 9:15 PM ]...

A teaspoon of baking soda makes pee fizz.
Victory!