My name's Damien. I am notoriously bad with people. I also work in media. Go figure. I'd like to say it's because I'm a complicated man, but it's far more likely due to the fact that I am just two lost brain cells shy of riding the short bus.

So... I write things (sometimes well, sometimes not so much). I like to pretend I know what I'm doing behind a camera too. Everything I do is the express intellectual property of my delusions of grandeur, drug-induced paranoia and quite possibly alien influence.

Some of you know the drill already (and inexplicably still speak to me). The rest of you will surely figure it out as we go.