Right. This is where I talk about myself and wow you with...stuff. I'm doing an MA in film theory, and I want to be an archivist when I grow up.

I've read Watchmen 15 times. I've never read The Great Gatsby. I got more out of my Graphic Novels class than I did out of my 18th Century British Novels class.

I am patiently awaiting the arrival of my Stray Toasters back issues, the Anita Berber biography, a whisky roughly the size of my torso, and the arising of Zombie Christ.