Greasemonkey
Grease Monkey here, and I'd like to tell you a little about myself. Well, I'm 14 years old and I'm on a team called Awesome Storm Justice 41. I guess you could say I'm the resident mechanical genius - hey, I built an escalator in an hour, so that's gotta count for something! My parents died in an explosion when I was young, I think it has something to do with the top-secret government satellite my dad was involved in. Since then I've been living on my own, building trinkets for a living. The only thing I have left of my dad is my best friend A.P.E., a giant robotic monkey. While I was out on the streets I managed to get in a few late-night classes, and I now have degrees in Astrophysics, Engineering, Mathematical Theory and Early Childhood Development. I first joined up with Assjay to help them defeat Professor Nefarious and his evil robot army, and have been with the team ever since. USA KID and her daughter Gertie have recently moved into the Awesomequarters, and Gert somehow got it into her head that I'm her boyfriend now. That kid has a wild imagination on her! Come check us out at http://awesomestormjustice.comCome join in the discussion on http://www.uggabugga.net/forum
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[ Posted by ielle77 on Feb 27th, 2007 9:06 PM ]...
i heard that.
itai... you better be back from NYC young man. Don't make me send out the nypd. And you'd better not be dragging poor greasey everywhere with you, he's not even legal! |
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[ Posted by IronSyndicate on Feb 17th, 2007 4:07 PM ]...
Pssst... it's ok, Ielle doesn't let me stay up late either... meet me outside the AwesomeQuarters at midnight, for some late night gaming... you finished that PS3-integrated VR drive, yet? |
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[ Posted by darkwriter on Feb 12th, 2007 5:23 AM ]...
Heh heh that's funny, Greasey is old enough to fight super villains and save the world on a regular basis. But he isn't old enough to stay up late on chat rooms.  2 Replies [ Latest posted on February 12th, 2007 12:08 PM ]
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 [ Posted by Greasemonkey on Feb 12th, 2007 12:01 PM ]...
tell me about it. |
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[ Posted by darkwriter on Feb 12th, 2007 12:08 PM ]...
Okay
You ARE old enough to fight super villains and save the world on a regular basis. But you ARE NOT old enough to stay up late on chat rooms. |
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[ Posted by ielle77 on Feb 12th, 2007 12:22 AM ]...
Greasey, young man you are not OLD ENOUGH to be in these chatrooms! I don't care how many flux capacitors you've torn apart and rebuilt... to bed young man, this instant!
by the way the check engine light won't turn off in my buick... you wanna take a look at that first thing tomorrow? Thanks... Kisses! 1 Reply [ Latest posted on February 12th, 2007 2:35 AM ]
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[ Posted by Greasemonkey on Feb 12th, 2007 2:35 AM ]...
For you, anything. |
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[ Posted by darkwriter on Feb 10th, 2007 7:47 PM ]...
Erm I pressed the wrong button on my Hoogitransfluxuator and it turned my pet rat into a horse and sent him to France 5000 years in the future. 2 Replies [ Latest posted on February 10th, 2007 7:56 PM ]
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[ Posted by Greasemonkey on Feb 10th, 2007 7:53 PM ]...
I guess it sucks to be your rat. |
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[ Posted by darkwriter on Feb 10th, 2007 7:56 PM ]...
Oh I'm not complaining. It just means when I get my Time Machine fixed I can go there and have a nice horse ride around France. |
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[ Posted by IronSyndicate on Feb 10th, 2007 5:46 PM ]...
Greasy!
My microwave is on the fritz again!!!
I need your help, I've got a bowl-full of lukewarm goulash, and you and I both know that lukewarm goulash is inedible (need I remind you what happend in Taipai?).
Help! 1 Reply [ Latest posted on February 10th, 2007 7:19 PM ]
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[ Posted by Greasemonkey on Feb 10th, 2007 7:19 PM ]...
Y'know, microwaves are cheap nowadays. Why don't you go buy a new one? |
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[ Posted by darkwriter on Feb 10th, 2007 10:03 AM ]...
Hey GM nice to see you around here, I hope you have fun.
Oh and if you see Ika tell him I said hi 2 Replies [ Latest posted on February 10th, 2007 2:50 PM ]
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[ Posted by Greasemonkey on Feb 10th, 2007 12:44 PM ]...
I told Ika you said 'Hi' and he was thrilled. He was surprised someone outside the team besides Dojeba liked him at all.
How do you like that Hoogitransfluxuator I made for ya? |
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[ Posted by darkwriter on Feb 10th, 2007 2:50 PM ]...
it's working just fine thanks |
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