Reading The Illustrated Diary of Struan R. Sutherland is like snooping in your sister's secret journal, but with pictures! Also, your sister is Struan R. Sutherland, world-famous chef, astronaut, rockstar, superhero, evil jackass, and sometimes rodent.

Struan originally founded the now-legendary BloodthirstyMelon.com, but it was soon overtaken by the Multiversal Chemical Corporation. Struan was enslaved, and now works from a small cage in somebody's filthy basement. He is treated basically like veal.

Once a week, however, he is let out so that he can have ADVENTURES!