Irving_The_Clown
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I will be submitting some of my artwork real soon. When it comes to getting published, I'm beginning to think that two is better than one. There is more motivation and creativity with two working on the same project than one. I feel the cartoon market has a void since "Far Side" ended. I want to do a panel with similar jokes/humor, but definitely a different art style. I dont know if I either want to just do the jokes or just do the art with a partner. Maybe a little of both? My art is similar to Jim Davis, so I have to alter it a bit if I do the art. Anyone interested? If you are, I will send you my email addy so you can send me some of your art and/or joke ideas, or just a web addy for me to look at. Thanks! Frank
EVER WONDER..
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you never see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated"
is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do
"practice"?
Why lemon juice
is made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why the man
who invests all your money
is called a broker?
Why the time of day
with the slowest traffic
is called rush hour?
Why there isn't
mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat
those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections?
You know that
indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink
when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress
the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do
drugstores make the sick
walk all the way
to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!!!
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[ Posted by Rivkah on Feb 7th, 2007 3:17 AM ]...
Ha! Love the comics! There's a very nastalgic feel to your art that I like. :) |
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[ Posted by elementc on Feb 4th, 2007 7:10 PM ]...
RE: Tell me if I suck or not :)
Not the best I've ever seen but definitely not bad. :) :) |
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[ Posted by Moongoddess64 on Jan 31st, 2007 3:34 AM ]...
RE: Tell me if I suck or not :)
I can honestly say that you do not suck as an artist! Keep up the great work.
Diana |
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[ Posted by TheKrawler on Jan 30th, 2007 6:55 PM ]...
KLOWNS RULE!!!!! |
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[ Posted by panel88 on Jan 28th, 2007 10:47 AM ]...
Thanks for adding us.
- panel88 |
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[ Posted by ComicCovers on Jan 22nd, 2007 10:18 PM ]...
Thanks for the add.
Stop by the Chat & Trade forum at:
http://www.comiccovers.net/forum01a/index.php
~Ron
www.ComicCovers.net |
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[ Posted by ToxicShockComics on Jan 7th, 2007 9:05 PM ]...
Thanks for the add, definitley check out the book if you can. Take care.
-Mike Storniolo
Toxic Shock Comics |
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[ Posted by bat_blog on Jan 5th, 2007 11:04 AM ]...
Thanx for checkin' out the BAT-BLOG BATMAN FAN SITE & also for the kind words. I recognize you from MySpace, LOL. Stay outta trouble dude! Oh yeah, thanx 4 the add too!
http://tomztoyz.blogspot.com |
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[ Posted by JimSalicrup on Dec 31st, 2006 2:35 AM ]...
As a ComicSpace friend, may I ask you to help support the Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art (www.moccany.org)? Become a member today! Thanks. |
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[ Posted by nemunemu on Dec 29th, 2006 3:36 AM ]...
Thank you for the add! Happy New Year! |
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[ Posted by shingoji on Dec 27th, 2006 8:12 PM ]...
Welcome to Comicspace! Glad to have you aboard for the new year! |
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[ Posted by FableForge on Dec 26th, 2006 6:50 PM ]...
You have a great sense of humor, I can tell that if you start that far-side-like project, you'd have a lot of success. Best of luck, thanks for the add! |
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[ Posted by evandro_augusto_c on Dec 25th, 2006 10:00 AM ]...
Thank You for add me
Hugs |
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[ Posted by ThePhatProject on Dec 25th, 2006 1:04 AM ]...
hey wassup...thanks for the friends add |
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[ Posted by illustrators_lounge on Dec 24th, 2006 7:01 PM ]...
Very valid points on the left there. I'll inform Prime Minister Blair to check into it...
Merry X-Mas from all the guys at Illustrator's Lounge! |
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[ Posted by Luckyverse on Dec 24th, 2006 4:47 PM ]...
thanks for the add! |
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[ Posted by Irving_The_Clown on Dec 23rd, 2006 11:26 PM ]...
"CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED"
* 1. Schizophrenia --- "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- "We Three Kings 'Disoriented'
Are"
* 3. Dementia --- "I Think I'll be Home for Christmas"
* 4. Narcissistic --- "Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"
* 5. Manic --- "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses Trucks and Trees
and . . . . . . . "
* 6. Paranoid --- "Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me"
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"
* 8. Personality Disorder --- "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- "Silent night, Holy oooh Look at
the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so Far away?"
*10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, . . . |
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[ Posted by Irving_The_Clown on Dec 23rd, 2006 11:17 PM ]...
I might do strips later, but primarily working on single panels at the moment. I do have some charactures for a strip, but haven't fully developed an idea yet :( |
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[ Posted by floydman on Dec 23rd, 2006 10:52 PM ]...
Thanks for hunting me down Irving...or is it Frank? Hey, if you wanna unload some strips to my small press newszine, I'd sure be honored!
Lemme know!
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[ Posted by Irving_The_Clown on Dec 23rd, 2006 7:49 PM ]...
Get Down....Boogie Oogie Oogie. |
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