I write some and none of it goes published.

Well, almost.

These things are, et al:

The Tajikistan League of Order - Uncle Good Advice, Barman, Snot-Man, Spoongie, Mr. Personality, Incombustible and Potato Bag Man fight the incomprehensible hordes of Eschatologiman, Uncle Pure Evil, The Vanishing Man and whatnot.

Ivil Bork Masterplan - if you've seen it, I know who you are.

Tasks and Duties of a Type NA-28 Extraterrestrial Colony Manager. Orientation Film no. 2 - d'yer wanna be a spaceman?

Psychopatic Zombie Killer-Bunny, Pink-Plumaged - joint project by members of ZKF Ad Astra. Even by those who can't draw at all. Yes, including me. Gallery forthcoming.