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01/01/2008 - Two old roommates start us off right.
01/02/2008 - Hot crossover action!
01/03/2008 - Snappy banter and an inside joke.
01/04/2008 - They can't all be gems. This is what happens then.
01/05/2008 - Ahhh, sweet, sweet madness.
01/06/2008 - You can't please all of the people all of the time
01/07/2008 - Oh, the cubicle jungle.
01/08/2008 - Aww, even at the atomic level? C'm on man...
01/09/2008 - "Won't you let me take you on a, sea cruise."
01/10/2008 - Uncomfortable humor since 1849!
01/11/2008 - College Prep
01/12/2008 - Still festive... ish...
01/13/2008 - I'm sorry...
01/14/2008 - Well ain't this a pretty picture?
01/15/2008 - It's more of an Election Cold than a Fever really.
01/16/2008 - Sent out a "Branch Breaker" to collect.
01/17/2008 - High and tight.
01/18/2008 - So I'm the only one who's thought it?
01/19/2008 - The new law of the jungle.
01/20/2008 - The cold FUSION shoulder! Ha! Am I right ladies?
01/21/2008 - Reach out.
01/22/2008 - Happy as a something in something.
01/23/2008 - Orbit take two.
01/24/2008 - Work in progress...
01/25/2008 - Broccoli's a dick.
01/26/2008 - Oh god! That's so true! He says what we all think!
01/27/2008 - A tall man's burden.
01/28/2008 - Sput-sputter, kaff! K-KAFF!! ... P-chu, shhhhh...
01/29/2008 - Killing time, and eventually all of civilization.
01/30/2008 - The baked goods are simply divine! Sinfully good!
01/31/2008 - The calm before the everything else.
02/01/2008 - Near Mint - Limited Print Run of 2.5 Million!
02/02/2008 - Injury, meet my friend insult.
02/03/2008 - Sports!
02/04/2008 - Just 'cause.
02/05/2008 - Oh no he di-in'!
02/06/2008 - Someone's just fission for trouble! Zing!
02/07/2008 - Say louder.
02/08/2008 - Live and learn... if you live.
02/09/2008 - Late riser.
02/10/2008 - Un-modern homes and enclosures quarterly.
02/11/2008 - Rabbit adrenalin!
02/12/2008 - Three whole channels and nothin' on.
02/13/2008 - Something's rotten here...
02/14/2008 - Happy early childhood emotionally scarring day!
02/15/2008 - Unasked Quandaries...
02/16/2008 - I'm sorry, we thought you were someone else.
02/17/2008 - Chippin' away at it.
02/18/2008 - It's always the quiet ones.
02/19/2008 - It's always the simplest answer.
02/20/2008 - Catch phrase!
02/21/2008 - How does an ocean sneak up on you?
02/22/2008 - Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice date rape.
02/23/2008 - Everything is someone else's favorite thing.
02/24/2008 - Not even remotely as crazy as reality.
02/25/2008 - 9.8 CGC Grade, 9.8 Million printed.
02/26/2008 - It's always late except when you need it to be.
02/27/2008 - 4... 3... 2... 1... 1... 1... 1?
02/28/2008 - Time to shed some tonnage.
02/29/2008 - Gushie, center me on the giraffe!
03/01/2008 - I ain't never seen 'im an neitha did you. Ya hear?
03/02/2008 - Everybody's a winner!
03/03/2008 - Together we stand, divided we're delicious.
03/04/2008 - Finger lickin' tragic.
03/05/2008 - I am become divorce, the destroyer of vows.
03/06/2008 - It's, no, no it's- wait, there it- no... Wait!
03/07/2008 - Beat cheeks!
03/08/2008 - It does help to know it wasn't personal.
03/09/2008 - It's all a big joke 'till it's not.
03/10/2008 - Some people just can't relax.
03/11/2008 - Find me a spot in the shade.
03/12/2008 - This is a very real thing.
03/13/2008 - How bad is life when even that doesn't go right?
03/14/2008 - Unstoppable killing machines that strike any time!
03/15/2008 - That's a well assembled robot.
03/16/2008 - How will I ever listen to my Feist and Yael Naim?
03/17/2008 - This whole damned bird feeder is out of order!
03/18/2008 - Really, how do you argue with that.
03/19/2008 - Such a fine line between science and mad science.
03/20/2008 - Keep movin' forward...
03/21/2008 - Showing you things about yourself you never knew.
03/22/2008 - Astronomology!
03/23/2008 - Let's go out to the lobby, let's go out to the--
03/24/2008 - THUMP... Thump... thump... ...
03/25/2008 - Wait 'till Gus in accounting hears about this one.
03/26/2008 - Reading is... not very interesting.
03/27/2008 - I don't understand a lot of things.
03/28/2008 - Well, that settles that.
03/29/2008 - Yes, what could possibly go wrong?
03/30/2008 - Aww, aren't they just adorably cruel?
03/31/2008 - I'm just here for the gasoline.
04/01/2008 - George?
04/02/2008 - It's more shocking when it's unfeasible.
04/03/2008 - Check under Clooney Damon Esteves +1.
04/04/2008 - Black and White on Black and White crime?
04/05/2008 - Shut up and press it.
04/06/2008 - Fish, or be fished.
04/07/2008 - I understand it as little as you do...
04/08/2008 - Look, down on the ground, It's a cup, it's a plate
04/09/2008 - Yeah, they're all there...
04/10/2008 - infinite sadness sold out, man.
04/11/2008 - It's like a still life car chase.
04/12/2008 - And somewhere over the hills, a rimshot was heard.
04/13/2008 - It's always hardest on the subatomic particles.
04/14/2008 - Public transportation has fallen off lately.
04/15/2008 - All things considered, that's one tough ship.
04/16/2008 - Oh... oh boy, somebody should tell him... Oh boy.
04/17/2008 - This is why I hate spring. Exactly this.
04/18/2008 - Pulp fiction.
04/19/2008 - Someone please take the pen away from him.
04/20/2008 - Whatever makes you happy.
04/21/2008 - Mess in a box.
04/22/2008 - Taking shape, slowly.
04/23/2008 - Someone's never heard of energy drinks!
04/24/2008 - This is going to end deliciously.
04/25/2008 - ... What?
04/26/2008 - She's a collar back girl?
04/27/2008 - Ill equipped.
04/28/2008 - Am I chugging, or is existence chugging me?
04/29/2008 - Like pouring salt in the wounds.
04/30/2008 - Ha sido un mes largo.
05/01/2008 - Kills bugs dead!
05/02/2008 - You thought you had a rough head cold.
05/03/2008 - See, I'm not nearly as cruel as reality.
05/04/2008 - *ding* *ding*
05/05/2008 - Which is sadder, the attempt or the result?
05/06/2008 - I'm a motor boat!
05/07/2008 - Have the peaches stopped screaming?
05/08/2008 - We don't talk, I mean really talk.
05/09/2008 - Your eye in the sky, keeping you in the know.
05/10/2008 - Don't hunt what you can't kill.
05/11/2008 - At least it's a very tanned, healthy looking hole.
05/12/2008 - Somehow an even less dignified show.
05/13/2008 - Those winter pounds are hard to shed.
05/14/2008 - Keep out!
05/15/2008 - And the hard plastic sea claimed the rest...
05/16/2008 - We're all just people... ish...
05/17/2008 - The burden of proof isn't on me, sir.
05/18/2008 - Acres of forrest died so that you might read.
05/19/2008 - I can't make it all out, but I can make out enough
05/20/2008 - Some questions you don't really want the answer to
05/21/2008 - Looks so natural, only EVERYONE can tell...
05/22/2008 - Fool me twice, you're mulch.
05/23/2008 - Oh it's nothing, just the end of the world.
05/24/2008 - I can't believe it's not lotion.
05/25/2008 - It's good to have a routine though.
05/26/2008 - Something like that should be better protected.
05/27/2008 - He'll get to it when he gets to it, relax.
05/28/2008 - Is it a little dry out? It feels a little dry out.
05/29/2008 - That's how I heard it.
05/30/2008 - That's what they all say kid.
05/31/2008 - Never answer a call from work.
06/01/2008 - It's about the journey.
06/02/2008 - Foiled again...
06/03/2008 - Under the knife.
06/04/2008 - Oh I wish you weren't so excited about it.
06/05/2008 - Going nowhere fast.
06/06/2008 - Sometimes even irrational desperation is rewarded.
06/07/2008 - Blape?
06/08/2008 - I could go for a jar of that, boy howdy.
06/09/2008 - Arachnihomophobia.
06/10/2008 - You gonna drink that?
06/11/2008 - Drinks all around!
06/12/2008 - One big happy family.
06/13/2008 - Eh, I'll self replicate tomorrow.
06/14/2008 - But your smile is magnificent.
06/15/2008 - Can we just once not fight?
06/16/2008 - What kind of monster are you?
06/17/2008 - After a while it takes a lot not to die.
06/18/2008 - Not all scary alleys are dark.
06/19/2008 - Oh yeah, that's where I left my high school years.
06/20/2008 - Gotta respect his dedication, if nothing else.
06/21/2008 - It's always brightest before it isn't.
06/22/2008 - Kinda takes a little bit of the magic out of it.
06/23/2008 - Peer pressure hurts.
06/24/2008 - Vegicidal maniac.
06/25/2008 - Lazy or visionary?
06/26/2008 - An unbreakable bond.
06/27/2008 - The thirst taunters!
06/28/2008 - Call it friend-o.
06/29/2008 - It's only fair.
06/30/2008 - Do two wrongs make a right?
07/01/2008 - This is how this feels.
07/02/2008 - Non-lethal hi-jinks!
07/03/2008 - Presto-drowno!
07/04/2008 - So this is what it's come to?
07/05/2008 - There's a reason it's called the idiot box.
07/06/2008 - Peeping Galileo.
07/07/2008 - Basically, we're all screwed.
07/08/2008 - E=Mc I have no idea what you just said.
07/09/2008 - Make your voice heard!
07/10/2008 - How can it be so bad yet taste so good?
07/11/2008 - Oh...
07/12/2008 - That's going on the fridge.
07/13/2008 - Happenin' night life.
07/14/2008 - Soothing ocean sounds.
07/15/2008 - Focus rewards patience, patience rewards focus.
07/16/2008 - Pull!
07/17/2008 - The unhappiest place on Earth!
07/18/2008 - I see a recliner.
07/19/2008 - Are we in love yet?
07/20/2008 - Two weeks notice.
07/21/2008 - You can't trust vegetables.
07/22/2008 - I was gone for like five minutes!
07/23/2008 - Yahtzee!
07/24/2008 - I have places to be!
07/25/2008 - Ok, who broke the lake?
07/26/2008 - You can't shoot just one.
07/27/2008 - I wanna get shit faced!
07/28/2008 - There's got to be another way to decide.
07/29/2008 - The cleaner.
07/30/2008 - Layer baby. Mm-hmm.
07/31/2008 - Rest stop.
08/01/2008 - Unwanted company.
08/02/2008 - C'mere and gimmie a hug you!
08/03/2008 - After the joy ride.
08/04/2008 - It's better to burn out than to fade away.
08/05/2008 - Easy as...
08/06/2008 - Tastes like genocide.
08/07/2008 - That's spooky... and kinda inappropriate.
08/08/2008 - Just need some me time.
08/09/2008 - Sit on it W.
08/10/2008 - Wee! Fun is fun!
08/11/2008 - C'mon Chip, be cool.
08/12/2008 - Adorably athletic.
08/13/2008 - It looks natural, really.
08/14/2008 - Yo, H2o drips!
08/15/2008 - I wasn't, I didn't, I couldn't... What? No...
08/16/2008 - Pop off son.
08/17/2008 - Keep this up and you're gonna wind up a chair.
08/18/2008 - There's always someone worse off than you.
08/19/2008 - Oh... I get it.
08/20/2008 - Down in front!
08/21/2008 - A touchy subject.
08/22/2008 - I don't have any change!
08/23/2008 - Uhm... hi lightning.
08/24/2008 - Hand truck!
08/25/2008 - Nothing! What? Nothing, stop. I don't- what?
08/26/2008 - The store clerk says - "$24.95"
08/27/2008 - Well now I'm sorry I yelled out the window at him.
08/28/2008 - Let's beat it!
08/29/2008 - The power of positive delusion.
08/30/2008 - Everybody makes mistakes.
08/31/2008 - Better late than never?
09/01/2008 - ... sighkovitch...
09/02/2008 - Love is torture.
09/03/2008 - Well buckle my swash...
09/04/2008 - It's a ploy sure, but that's still cool.
09/05/2008 - That's gonna take SPF All Of It.
09/06/2008 - I think these thoughts...
09/07/2008 - Never underestimate the importance of stretching.
09/08/2008 - What we need now is a hero!
09/09/2008 - Vacation all I ever wanted vacation had t'get away
09/10/2008 - Office polichips.
09/11/2008 - Craps.
09/12/2008 - Someone needs to sign for this package.
09/13/2008 - You can't go home again.
09/14/2008 - Don't we both want the same thing? No? Ok...
09/15/2008 - Four is hell.
09/16/2008 - Happy accidents?
09/17/2008 - Practice makes perfect.
09/18/2008 - Crippling Despair: The Next Generation
09/19/2008 - What more can you ask for?
09/20/2008 - This guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
09/21/2008 - Don't look a gift bucket in the mouth.
09/22/2008 - No diving, without permission.
09/23/2008 - Walk it off.
09/24/2008 - Nothing: the new something.
09/25/2008 - Near Mint - Near Un-Read
09/26/2008 - That CERTAIN part of the Mail-box...
09/27/2008 - Under reaction.
09/28/2008 - Just go with it.
09/29/2008 - Scared pitless.
09/30/2008 - Debt relief.
10/01/2008 - Move in special!
10/02/2008 - The bland loving the bland.
10/03/2008 - Where can I smartly get some also?
10/04/2008 - Yummy gumdrop execution.
10/05/2008 - Ain't it always the way... ?
10/06/2008 - It's like a reverse gauntlet... I think.
10/07/2008 - Econo-me? No, no my friend, econo-YOU.
10/08/2008 - Buck up, things could hardly be worse!
10/09/2008 - That's thinking... a head.
10/10/2008 - 5 get ya 10, 10 get ya 20. A winner EVERY time.
10/11/2008 - It always happens to the one you most expect.
10/12/2008 - HELLO HAPPY VALLEY!!!
10/13/2008 - Well isn't that just the cutest, saddest thing?
10/14/2008 - The simple things in life are the boringest.
10/15/2008 - It SOUNDS right though.
10/16/2008 - Live like there's a bun with your name on it.
10/17/2008 - A night to block out.
10/18/2008 - Just like you to change the subject.
10/19/2008 - Environmentally Unfriendly.
10/20/2008 - Repeat o-fin-der.
10/21/2008 - I can't believe it's not benign.
10/22/2008 - Seal in the freshness. Mmm, seal...
10/23/2008 - A sticky situation gets stickier.
10/24/2008 - What a long, strange trip it's been.
10/25/2008 - ... fourty-eight thousand, two hundred eighty...
10/26/2008 - Fighting with the Stars.
10/27/2008 - Falling off the barrow.
10/28/2008 - Now you're sorry you didn't get a panic room.
10/29/2008 - Light as a feather, stiff as a board! Ooh!
10/30/2008 - Try counting cans.
10/31/2008 - Harshmallow.
11/01/2008 - Parlor trick.
11/02/2008 - Party pooper.
11/03/2008 - Puddle divers.
11/04/2008 - Fool me 14 times, shame on shame.
11/05/2008 - Not a threat, just a suggestion.
11/06/2008 - It burns, it burns!
11/07/2008 - Fishing for trouble.
11/08/2008 - Chill.
11/09/2008 - Not sure who's the bigger scumbag...
11/10/2008 - No such thing as a free perm.
11/11/2008 - Hypothetically speaking.
11/12/2008 - Chock full of 9 essential fakeamins and nonerals.
11/13/2008 - And I've got a box of lightning too...
11/14/2008 - Down Spike, down.
11/15/2008 - Let means let.
11/16/2008 - Ta-Wha?
11/17/2008 - Oh no he di'in'!
11/18/2008 - One man's junk is another man's love letter.
11/19/2008 - The distance between two fallen tree apples.
11/20/2008 - The naked truth.
11/21/2008 - Look again.
11/22/2008 - Fall for it every time.
11/23/2008 - If at fourth you don't succeed, give up.
11/24/2008 - Pop goes the flesh wound.
11/25/2008 - Everyone has their own personalized hell.
11/26/2008 - Drainage problems.
11/27/2008 - Candied tragedy.
11/28/2008 - Just keep your eyes closed...
11/29/2008 - Mediocre to the last drop.
11/30/2008 - Laces of death.
12/01/2008 - Simply the best! Better than all the rest.
12/02/2008 - Insecurity.
12/03/2008 - Beach, sand, sun, surf...
12/04/2008 - Havin' a ball.
12/05/2008 - You're screwed.
12/06/2008 - What the ship?
12/07/2008 - A hero will deliver us.
12/08/2008 - He's treething! ... I'm sorry...
12/09/2008 - What ever doesn't kill us will make us wish it had
12/10/2008 - I think we all did brother...
12/11/2008 - Mission accomplished.
12/12/2008 - He's so happy, I can't tell him...
12/13/2008 - My humps, my humps...
12/14/2008 - It's a great likeness.
12/15/2008 - Somebody thinks their important.
12/16/2008 - How often would that be useful?
12/17/2008 - What's the opposite of express?
12/18/2008 - PEARalizing fear.
12/19/2008 - Well, they are flying...
12/20/2008 - A good threading.
12/21/2008 - I think, therefore you're not.
12/22/2008 - Anybody speak flatware?
12/23/2008 - Radical.
12/24/2008 - What happened to 1, 2, 3- Go!?
12/25/2008 - No cutsies!
12/26/2008 - Forget I asked.
12/27/2008 - How comes to mind, followed by why...
12/28/2008 - Hi my name is... you know what? Skip it...
12/29/2008 - No effort is wasted.
12/30/2008 - Not going green.
12/31/2008 - ... and send us off wrong.
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