[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on Jun 17th, 2007 7:05 PM ]...

Bring a camera with you! If it bursts into flames and you get it on tape, that's GREAT publicity for the comic! LOL!!

~ Stephen

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on Jun 14th, 2007 7:28 PM ]...

You can buy this comic later in the summer! The JHZ Anthology - Those Slack-Jaw Blues, will be coming out (hopefully) in July. And then in October, a 12-page JHZ story will be appearing in the Alterna Comics anthology Alterna Tales #2. :)

~ Stephen

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on Jun 11th, 2007 2:24 PM ]...

This is our first book! :)

~ Stephen

[ Posted by haroldjennett on Jun 11th, 2007 2:33 PM ]...

Cool! Can't wait to see the finished product!

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on May 28th, 2007 7:20 PM ]...

Yep... he'd KSFZA!!!

(10 points to whoever figures that out first...)

~ Stephen

[ Posted by LaurenMonardo on Jun 9th, 2007 1:39 PM ]...

Ooo! Ooo! I know! I know!

[ Posted by WickedSmash on Jun 9th, 2007 6:48 PM ]...

Teacher's pet!

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on May 27th, 2007 9:19 PM ]...

I've fielded both of these before, but here goes:

A) The BIBLE leads us to believe JC loved everyone. But the Bible was written by dudes who weren't there, so for all we know, JC coulda been a bit of a dick to everyone... Besides, I like to think that, in his love for everyone, he'd CERTAINLY be willing to hate some zombies...

B) Jesus was never a zombie!! There's a complex difference... Someone has better explained it than I can, so I'll just use it here:

"The separation between "Resurrected" and "Zombie" could be a grey area in terms of literary use. Generally a resurrection only occurs at the guidance of the Divine Good (whether it be pagan, christian, or indian). Now a zombie is always given birth through the use of evil means, traditionally dark "voodoo" magic but more recently scientific hubris has come into play (it being the darker side of science).
The defining characteristics between the resurrected and the zombified ar thus; Resurrected individual comes back entirely whole, complete with all memories and characteristics from previous life, sometimes including memories of his afterlife. A zombie is unwhole, they possess only the basic motor functions which allow for the fulfillment of our most base animalistic desire, survival."

But the way I like to put it is this: I don't seem to recall any stories in the Bible about JC lumbering around gnawing on people, which is a chief characteristic of zombies.

Either way, thanks for checking us out!
~ S

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on May 12th, 2007 10:31 AM ]...

LOL!

No worries, Jordan, I actually wrote it into the script of one of the regular issues of JHZ so JC can address that very question himself.

Until then, perhaps people will attribute JC's hatred of zombies to a slightly unhealthy dose of self-loathing. ;)

~ Stephen

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on May 10th, 2007 11:05 AM ]...

You're so right! He DESPISES hangnails...

And he also hates warts. I've heard tell of a rumored missing chapter from the Bible in which JC, while sitting around a campfire, actually BITES a wart off of the side of his big toe. Man, that dude was EXTREME!

~ Stephen

[ Posted by Jesus_Hates_Zombies on May 10th, 2007 11:04 AM ]...

Jesus was never a zombie!! There's a complex difference... Someone has better explained it than I can, so I'll just use it here:

"The separation between "Resurrected" and "Zombie" could be a grey area in terms of literary use. Generally a resurrection only occurs at the guidance of the Divine Good (whether it be pagan, christian, or indian). Now a zombie is always given birth through the use of evil means, traditionally dark "voodoo" magic but more recently scientific hubris has come into play (it being the darker side of science).
The defining characteristics between the resurrected and the zombified ar thus; Resurrected individual comes back entirely whole, complete with all memories and characteristics from previous life, sometimes including memories of his afterlife. A zombie is unwhole, they possess only the basic motor functions which allow for the fulfillment of our most base animalistic desire, survival."

But the way I like to put it is this: I don't seem to recall any stories in the Bible about JC lumbering around gnawing on people, which is a chief characteristic of zombies.

Either way, thanks for checking us out!
~ S