Where to start?

I am a writer.

Have been for near enough ten years now.

I got into comic books for the first time about aged 8. I stayed with my cousins one summer and they made me learn every single character from the Justice League from a giant poster they had. The second time, I was around 13 - I was out in New York around the Death Of Superman and was intrigued about the whole fuss surrounding it. Since then comics, along with women, sneakers, music, film, soft drugs and alcohol have been one of my many vices.

I inadvertedly started writing my first book while working various sales jobs, penning reams of vicious prose about my co-workers and keeping them stashed under my mattress like prison shanks. Those stanzas of righteous anger formed the bare bones of my first graphic novel, Whisky & Whimsy. I could call the book a collection of gentle anecdotes or a treatise on the individual’s place in 21st Century society, but I would rather call it A Way Of Life.

I can promise you that reading my forthcoming tome will improve your life. It will make you rich and more attractive to the opposite sex. It will herald a new age of enlightenment and understanding

Whisky & Whimsy will also answer questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of time such as:

What is the best way to kill your boss?

Are there ever any winners in Relationship Roulette?

Where do football chants come from?

And most importantly

Are Squirrels capable of racism?


Illustrated by the ever patient Steve Musgrove (“OK, so I have to draw a dinosaur? In the car park?”), sometime soon the Workstation Zero collective will present a masterpiece for modern times.

More as it happens….