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lordbronco

Date:

June 20th, 2007 1:14 AM

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FF2 sucked Apparentyl :-) N.S.F.W.

Bulletin:

For those of you who thought my Spiderman 3 review was over the top...

My friend Ronald Brown can write when he feel's like it, and he has graced us with a brand new missive.

It's named "I'm Surprised", and it's about the new FF2 movie...

Those of you who remember Jack Kirby, please view with caution :-)

And I quote:

Yes, I was surprised that it was legal to make a movie this bad. Not since "Dude, Where's My Car?" have I been so tempted to walk out of a movie. I also thought kidnapping was illegal because I want to know who replaced Jessica Alba with a mannequin. Oh, wait that was her under all that make-up that you could have chiseled off with one of her bony anorexic limbs. My bad. Sure, the Silver Surfer looked cool, but that's a given. Too bad they couldn't do the same for Galactus who is what, a giant space fart? Rip off! And you have to love Hollywood product placement. The Fantasticar is a Dodge. I was sick to my stomach. It's a shame that good actors like Julian McMahon, Michael Chickless, and Andre Brougher feel they have to slum with shitty hacks like Alba and the putz who plays Reed Richards. At the very least I hope the 6th-graders who wrote the script might one day be able to shed the disgrace of their participation in this film and move on with their lives. And I understand the artistic license necessary to adapt a comic book movie but this is ridiculous to anyone who knows and loves the FF. This misbegotten love child of Marvel and Hollywood should have been aborted. So if you have an 8-year-old or a retarded adult to entertain for a few hours, you may have an excuse to see this movie. Otherwise, you will lose some money but even worse, a couple hours of time you will never get back.

Also if I have spoiled any of the movie's plot, etc. for you out there, I remain unapologetic. If spoiling the movie for you might keep you from seeing it, it is good thing.

With sincerest concern for your intelligence,
Ron

Quote ends.

Brian Back now :-)

Ummm-Dear Marvel Movie Division-STOP MAKING SHITTY MOVIES!!!

for all of you who care send a petition-ummmm-to my private mail box in comic space @lordbronco, do so until I get like 4 replies.

Then we'll make a special website devoted to it LOL!

I am kidding-GOD I haven't even watched Ghost Rider yet, been too busy actually doing stuff!

-lordbronco :D

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