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Lovesick


  • Joined: Dec 14th, 2006
  • Last Visit: Jul 14th, 2008

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February 14, 2008:

Since the lovely woman (or possibly conscientiously-tucked gentleman) from the escort service seems to be running a bit late, I seize this opportunity to wish you and yours (not to mention theirs) a truly, delusionally, Happy Valentine's Day. May any infections you receive this night be anecdote-worthily exotic ones, or at least among those you already have, and may your partner's ecstatic moans be well-rehearsed enough for you to almost believe them. And if you find yourself alone on this romantic occasion, without a commited lover or even a novel one, without so much as another warm body to cling to and caress, feeling the chill of the winter air gusting over your very soul, the only future awaiting you a lonely loveless treadmill nightmare of...

...um....what was I...?

....Gosh, it feels so stuffy here in these veins in my wrists...maybe I need to run a bath and go let some air into them....



Nah, I'm jes' joshin' ye crazy kids! Happy Valentine's Day you filthy rutting fiends!

Expect BOLD FISTFULS of wistful unrequited longings and SAVAGE PULSE-POUNDING MAELSTROMS of silent post-coital regrets to EXPLODE in a SPHINCTER-DILATING APOCALYPSE of understated ambivalence...Please forgive the absurd delay but my many commitments to the amateur neurosurgery community leaves me little time to grant gratis ganders of my heart's darlings rendered in ink and tears to mere casual onlookers like yourselves--I mean who in the hell do you think you ARE anyways, making these demands of me, TV's "Major Dad" Gerald McRaney?! Well I NEVER--! HARUMPH!

Nonetheless thanks for the interest and for the Hickory Farms gift boxes (summer sausage ain't just for summer, let me tell ya!)--I'll do my durndest to hurl some ol' Lovesick atcha when I can find the time...it's just that I have been very busy--I mean, these decanters of urine aren't going to fill themselves...This monkey will dance his little jig of heartbreak and ill-advised lust for your apathetic stares soon...Until then I wish you all the best--to use the sign-off first popularized by radio legend Paul Harvey: "May all your heartbreaks be truly devastating and may all your lusts be tragically ill-advised!"

Yours In Hot Pants,
Gnyeekoluss Haylowe

HOLIDAY GREETINGS TO YOU AND YOURS...from Jolly Ol' St. Nick

December 24:

With all the hub-bub, hurlyburly, and...um...some other third thing...of the season, I regret that I haven't had the time to extend my moistest holiday wishes sooner. Sincerest Happy WhateverYouWorship to all of you, and may the new year offer you a veritable Caligulation of sordid ecstasies and/or a veritable Amishment of wholesome ones--depending, of course, upon which afterlife you're currently targeting. (Remember, my young heaven-bound decadents: Repent early, and repent often).

Tomorrow, as I guzzle my Christmas dinner before collapsing face-first into a half-eaten bag of stale Funyuns, it will be you that I think of--you, my devoted Comicspace family, you grovelling goddamn worms.

Thanks for humoring my psychopathologies thus far, and I deeply, deeply apologize in advance for all of the hackneyed writing and incompetent art that I shall be aggressively foisting upon you and your loved ones in 2008--and beyond.

--Nicholas Halo


LOVESICK
Love stories for the heartless.

Lovesick is a book about love and loss, sex and shopping, autoerotic asphyxia and vehicular death. It induces in its hapless readers eye-liquefying migraines, gangrenous priapism, and cervical stigmata. It will cure you of your pernicious humanity and will finally give your weary wary heart the courage to never love again. It is chock full o' tragic hijinx and festive atrocities.

If you've ever had your heart broken, your restraining orders ignored, or your genitals mutilated, then Mr. And Ms. Pretentious-and-Inappropriate Comics Enthusiast, THIS is the book you've always been pining for!

Some vicious vicious libels about Mr. Halo:

He is the writer-artist-photographer-sculptor-scrimshawist of this horrendous metastasization of words and images that will put a much-needed end to this embarrassing "graphic novel" epidemic that clogs the shelves of our nation's fine booksellers.

He has a firm but non-threatening handshake and an earthy but alluring musk.

His mother, while still pregnant with the twitching clot that would eventually become Mr. Halo, was frightened by a Roy Orbison record--thus, this book.

Lastly--he has been known to enjoy the acting of the late Mr. Joe Spinell.

All content (text and images) © 2007, 2008 by Nicholas Halo. All rights reserved, you damn thieving weasels.

He would like to be your friend because being friends means unicorns and sparkles and rainbows.

nickhalo@gmail.com

AIM:
NickHaloLS

http://www.myspace.com/lovesickthebook

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The name of this song is The Lovesick Blues Mature Content Warning

Teases and innuendos.

Pages:  1

February 2, 1999 Mature Content Warning

In which we meet our heroine Zalie during her long hibernation, and various employees and patrons of the Moorehouse Mall.

Tags:  depression, hamlet, love, romance, sex, shopping
Pages:  1

February 8, 1999 Mature Content Warning

Further romantic adventures and delightful frolics that leave us all wishing we'd been born without the obnoxiously insistent reproductive plumbing that causes so very much harm.

Tags:  death, depression, love, nostalgia, romance, sex, shopping
Pages:  1

February 13, 1999 Mature Content Warning

Valentine's Eve: remember that there's still time to show that special someone how much you care with heart-felt last minute purchases from the Moorehouse Mall's many fine vendors.

Tags:  death, depression, love, romance, sex, shopping
Pages:  1

February 28, 1999 Mature Content Warning

"I tell myself I must go on/ A life to live, a whole world to see/But I can't forget your love is gone/And nostalgia's again sweepin' o-whoah-whoah-over me-e-e" --"Blue" Jay Canova, Nostalgia (© 1961 G. Canova/E. Case)

Tags:  death, depression, dreams, love, music, romance, sex
Pages:  1

Moorehouse Mall Anthology Mature Content Warning

Verdicts and epitaphs.

Tags:  death, ghosts, lies, love, lust, memory, regret, remorse, sex
Pages:  1

Lipstick Traces: A Lovesick Sketchbook Mature Content Warning

Love letters or ransom notes--whatever you want to call them.

Tags:  abortions, sketchbook, vestigial limbs
Pages:  1

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[ Posted by Snotferatu on Dec 4th, 2007 1:31 AM ]...

Your projects sound AWESOME and are an inspiration to me.

Move to Houston so I can pick your brain?

C'moonnnnnnn.

[ Posted by Wolf_S_Studios on Nov 25th, 2007 10:18 PM ]...

Thanks for joining the Wolf pack. It's great to have you.

Come check out our new graphic novel “Altered State”,
preview on Comic Space.
-Release JAN 2008
and tell us what you think.

-Wolf S Studios
www.wolf-s-studios.com.au

[ Posted by Twofold_Comics on Oct 11th, 2007 5:47 PM ]...

Thanks for joining The Fold. It's a pleasure to have you.

-Twofold Comics

[ Posted by Dark_Red on Oct 4th, 2007 2:55 PM ]...

Just dropping by to say hi and stuff. :D
Love your avatar btw.

Lynn

[ Posted by angelabondi on Jul 30th, 2007 3:41 AM ]...

Hi, thank you for adding me!
I would like to invite you to visit my personal website, I'm a graphic designer and web designer and there you'll find my artworks, works for bands and more...here it is:
www.angelabondi.com
You can also join my newsletter and leave messages in my guestbook!

kisses,
Angela

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