Hi, I'm Louis. I'm an aspiring writer, (billions of us), who seeks to become a better writer (hundreds of millions of us) and get paid for it (tens of millions of us) by going to a liberal arts college and majoring in English (millions of us). I go to a rich white public high school and loathe it (hundreds of thousands of us), have no luck with sane women (tens of thousands of us), and try very hard not to do much while passing classes.

I'm interested in meeting people in the Jersey area. Because that's where I live.

My sense of humor is akin to some Lovecraftian horror pieced together by Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and Monty Python.

I like writing poetry and short stories. I'm trying to learn how to stick to the same 'style' while writing longer works.