Was I not clear enough? (Dec. 31st, 2006)

I HATE YOU. DON'T ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST.

Unless you're from Smackjeeves or some shit. Then we're tight, yo.

I hate everyone. (Dec. 22, 2006)
Okay, this will probably sound jackassy, but I don't care.

The next "group" that tries to add me, or the next person I don't know and have had absolutely no prior contact with, gets shot with one of those big-ass sniper rifles.

Got it?


Fo-shizzle when the fo-shizzlin's good. (Dec. 21, 2006)

And that's about as close as I'm ever going to get to a witty and original title. Yo. I am known to my friends as the Death God, Matt, but you can call me Matt V. 3.0, since I'm sure "The Death God, Matt" is somewhat intimidating.

What do I do, you ask? Why, of course, I write an unpopular, yet for reasons as of yet unknown, professionally hosted fantasy sprite comic. I affectionately know it as "Oriosis' Edge", or "Spritescape Lite". It's not great, but hey, it's mine.

Anyway, uh, hi, hello, etc.