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October 1st, 2007 10:23 AM

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for October.

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for October...

1)O.J. has secretly been working with an undercover task force ever since his acquittal. He now fights crime using all of his elite police training from the Naked Gun movies. No one on the task force thinks he has the balls for the job so he went solo to steal them back.

2)Halloween is around the corner so remember to buy up plenty of candy,that's what the candy companies want you to do. They get rich,you get fat and your kid's get cavities...but hey, candy is just so damn good.

3)Zombies eat brains because they are low in carbs...how many fat zombies have you ever seen.

4)Doctor Doom likes to watch Sesame Street. He can't help but think,"Big Bird would taste great with some sesame chicken."

5)Millions of people will be out on Halloween dressing up like freaks, ghosts, goblins, superheroes, cartoon characters, and fairies.Role playing for one night a year to be something they are not. But if a strange looking, white man, dressed as Peter Pan knocks on your door asking for tummy sticks...beware, that is Michael Jackson out on the one night he can really be himself.

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