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February 23rd, 2008 11:58 PM

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for Febuary.

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for Febuary...(yeah, I know it's been 2 months)

1)It's a known fact that the next American Idol will probably get more votes than the next President, so Hillary Clinton plans to turn the election into a singing contest to gain votes that way. Her song of choice is currently unknown but my sources tell me that Bill keeps wanting her to sing The Cigar Song By Brad Paisley.

2)Speaking of reality television, it's everywhere now. Rock and Rap stars are pretending to look for love just to get some some fun in the sack. They get a t.v show and decieve all of those star struck women and here's the kicker...THEY GET PAID FOR IT!

3)Okay, one more Hillary Clinton conspiracy is in the works. If elected President, she plans to have world peace by enforcing her, "Women are always right" law.

4)G.I. Joe who is known as a "Real American Hero" was washing his ass in the shower today and after a quick glimpse he discovered that he is really made in China.

5)Britney Spears is a victim of a mastermind conspirator... K-Fed. He has successfully taken Britney's money and her two sons, but there is one thing that she will have that he never will... a singing career.

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