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March 5th, 2008 12:07 AM

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for March.

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for March

1)I have a conspiracy in the works to steal the mojo of Jeff Stinco. Who is the lead guitarist from Simple Plan who has been called, "the sexiest bald guy alive!" Don't tell anyone.

2)Nascar driver, Carl Edwards won another Sprint cup race recently and did his trademark backflip off of his car. In a conspiracy with Nascar, Roush racing gave him bionic legs to help him make the jump. What they forgot was to give him a rubber head to cushion his fall when the bionics go out.

3)The candy industry doesn't want you to know that they created the Easter Bunny to bail them out of a record slump. Brainwashing people of the true meaning of Easter is a big job but leave it to the candy companies to somehow make it all seem so innocent and sweet...after all that's what they do best.

4)Kermit the Frog secretly eats bacon when Miss Piggy isn't there. But he doesn't know when he's gone she's getting the sausage.

5)UFO's are secretly man made craft that are being used to scare the world and divert everyones attention away from the real problems of the world that they can't solve.

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