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April 1st, 2008 11:20 PM

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for April.

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Kenny's conspiracy theories for April.

1)There is a conspiracy in the new sequel to the Hulk movie. They plan to actually show the Hulk within the first hour of the movie. So no snoozing this time.

2)Hillary Clinton has plans to make her hubby, Bill, her Vice President. Look for a domestic disturbance call from the White House the first time he asks, " Can I get my own intern again?"

3)Oil companies have hundreds of warehouses all over the world full of electric cars, and other unknown inventions that run off everything from oatmeal to farts. They buy out everything before they ever hit the market . Hush money is a wonderful thing isn't it?!

4)Cameron Diaz is enjoying the single life since her breakup with Justin Timberlake. She says," I don't need him, I've still got his junk in the box."

5)Companies conspire everyday to keep the hard working, honest and dedicated, little guy down and never promote him when he clearly deserves it. The lazy, lieing, backstabbing, kiss asses move right up because they are secretly members of a club called the shit bag society...Promoting shit bags in the work force everywhere worldwide.

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