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mshenderson

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September 9th, 2009 11:26 PM

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Clifford Meth sings Whorehouse Madrigals

Bulletin:

How did you end up on my email list? Fear not: They won’t get that out of me if they stick bamboo shoots under my nails, or tie me up and make me watch old re-runs of “Three’s Company,” or press my balls flat with a hot iron. I’m writing to tell you about my groovy new project, THE WHOREHOUSE MADRIGALS, which will be released in February, 2010.
THE WHOREHOUSE MADRIGALS collects my newest trove of short fiction, many of which deal will the world’s oldest profession. Is it as funny and smart and terrific as my publisher thinks it is? Put it this way: If it’s not, you can return it to him for a full re fund. How’s that for confidence?

THE WHOREHOUSE MADRIGALS features gorgeous illustrations by Mike Henderson, one of the hottest new illustrators in the genre; Mike’s ladies of the evening are almost better than the real thing. Not that I would know.

THE WHOREHOUSE MADRIGALS also features a painted cover by the late, great Kelly Freas, the HUGO and NEBULA AWARD winning, undisputed heavyweight champion of fantasy art.
And… (are you ready for this?) The book’s introduction was penned by none other than Handsome Dick Manitoba, the pop icon and celebrated front-man for the notorious proto-punk band THE DICTATORS.

THE WHOREHOUSE MADRIGALS will be distributed by Diamond Distribution and should be available anywhere fine books are sold, to say nothing of books about whores, but I’m writing to ask you to pre-order this mean mother directly from the publisher. And if you do, it will come signed by the author Hank Magitz himself. I mean me. I mean…
Oh, it’s a long story. And I’m writing short ones these days. The better to get optioned by, my dear. Just buy the book. It will save me lots of embarrassment.

Order it now from Aardwolf.
Send $12.99 + 1.25 postage to:
Aardwolf Publishing
179-9 Rt. 46 West, Box 252
Rockaway, NJ 078766

And for the real collector, there’s also the double-lettered edition, signed by Mike Henderson, Dick Manitoba and me. There will only be 52 copies of this deluxe book-plated edition. The price is a measly $40 plus $1.25 postage. You’d pay more than that for a massage without the happy ending.

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