For years Mike Haseloff has been taking credit for the work of some of the industry's biggest icons, apparently breaking legal binding to reveal his occuption as a ghost writer.

As a ghost writer Haseloff has been known to strangle pencillers with giant chains, and sear his name into their foreheads with his flaming penance stare.

Today Mike Haseloff continues his pursuit of glory as a comics writer, redirecting his fantastical imaginings as pure works of fiction in his own projects as part of Nite Lite Theatre.

Thus far he has several projects in production, including the upcoming Kirby Martin Inquest which is said to be on the cusp of completion.
The journey to this point has been a rocky one, with many aggravated industry professionals seeing sedimentary as their only defense against the man once dubbed, the scourge of midtown... comics.

As a lifelong fan of the medium, Mike was literally taught the skills of reading through comics, presumably by the medieval mountain apes that are said to have razed him through black magic.
Weekly he directs his passion toward cheap hookers, and his dodgy review site: Secret Wars on Infinite Earths.

Telling the man from the fan can be hard without a tan, but if you can tell your Gran via phone can, or alternatively, LAN. That's what Mike would do.

While it may be difficult to seperate fact from legend, Mike Haseloff is clearly a remarkable individual whose talents will take him to the top of the industry, if only to have him crash as hard as possible.

Mike will write for peppermint.