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February 12th, 2007 3:36 PM

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The New Non-Canonical is here! Is Gallimimus a Blunder-saur?

Bulletin:

The New Non-Canonical: It's Rogue Robotic Tuna vs. Dinosaur as the "Great Tuna War" mini-arc sputters towards a conclusion. Find out who is going to be eating humble pie!

Non-Canonical - the weekly, CGI webcomic about a girl, her dinosaur pal, and their adventures running a low-end television station while dodging temporal rifts, super-spy rodents and, of course, robotic fish. New episodes every Monday!

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THE REVIEWS ARE IN! NON-CANONICAL IS A HIT!!

Non-Canonical is hilarious. I haven't had this much fun since the time I...um...I forget exactly. It's been a while since those movies. I'll tell you one thing, though, remember those kids? The ones I always befriended while I battled other kaiju from one side of Japan to the other? Jerks. All of 'em. God, how I hated those kids. Anyway, I just moved into a retirement home in Lobeville so you can now watch me -- Gamera, Professional Turtle -- on Non-Canonical. I may have put on a bit of "spare-tire" around the plastron, but with the help of my "Shatner" girdle I'm still good to go.

Gamera
Lobeville, USA, 2007 AD

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Non-Canonical is funny. Oh, very well, it is tremendously funny. Uh, to quote Shakespeare, "Thou art unfit for any place but hell." Ha ha. You have the blankets? The quote was from Richard the Third. The play. By Shakespeare. You see, it's funny because it is terribly, terribly cold here right now. Can you bring over a few blankets? Ah, yes, excellent. Oh. Oh very well. Non-Canonical is the funniest webcomic ever. Please, can I have another blanket, I don't mean to complain, really, but I can't feel my left leg.

Francis Leopold McClintock
Melville Island, Canada, 1848 AD

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You know Caligula used to call me a girly man and guess what happened to him. Yeah! So don't come over here and ask me about some comic -- what? Okay, not literally "girly man," but that sort of stuff. Just don't do it. I'd don't care if you're busy, look it up if you want to know why. You have the time to watch a webcomic, I don't care if you think it is the funniest thing since bread and circuses. If you can't find out about a momentous event in Roman history, well, then you are such a girly-man.

Cassius Chaerea
Rome, SPQR, 41 AD

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Non-Canonical. Check it out each week, it is very odd, but very funny. Yes, that is my name. No, no, no! I don't care about that show. I did not live in a little ball like on the original Star Trek. Whatever! I don't care what it..."Return to Tomorrow." There. Are you happy? I've heard it enough how could I forget the name of that insipid episode of that hideous program. You know I was one of the first humans to ever conquer an Empire. An empire! A dynasty! Do people remember that? Oh no...they remember some talking lamp and Nurse Chapel and...I just don't want to think about it. I'm going to check out that Non-Canonical webcomic, I suggest you do the same. I am an Emperor you know.

Sargon the Great
Akkad, 2270 BC

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