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patchworkearth


  • Joined: Dec 9th, 2006
  • Last Visit: Nov 11th, 2007

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The Latest:

Still alive, need to fix this thing.


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Voice:
Coming to The Great Swifty Speaketh! in 2007.

Hub:
The Patchwork Earth Codex and bLog (Currently in stasis)

In Progress:
Lazy Metaphors: 1001 Nights on Patchwork Earth, a collection of short stories.

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Somewhere in Georgia, a committee decides to tidy up its charts. Gone are the towns of Roosterville and Hemp; bid farewell to Cloudland, Five Points, and Hickory Flat. A son is heading home after thirty years, a daughter looks for the family she never knew; but these homes are fiction, now. Storybook villages called Box Springs and Aonia, empty fields once named Damascus, named Lost Mountain. Somewhere in time, Hadley is telling Hemingway that he’s made a mistake. Asks him if one cock and bull story is as good as another. Blink and you miss Zetella, you miss Poetry Tulip. Scholars start warring over the Cardenio rumor. One giant becomes a windmill again. There was no room on the map for Po Biddy Crossroads. I’m somewhere in Columbus, looking for you, when we’re in two different Macy’s in the same mall. All these displays look the same and my phone’s bleeding minutes all down my fingers as your voice gets farther and farther away.

Here I am sitting in a dying Ford pickup with you, listening to tapes from before I was born. Listening to Bobby Thomson’s bat connect, tinny through the busted-ass speakers. Sounding more like a dropped pencil. Bandage around my temples, watching you take pictures as I drive. The inside of an office under construction, tiers like a temple; the girder skeletons of an elevated rail station, the inevitable pier system when the waters flush these streets away into nothing.

Mornings in Chicago are thick with fog, like a wet towel down the throat, and we’re looking for sunlight in window reflections and gleaming on the ever-exposed scaffolding. Behind us is Boston, off-road city where students climb through tunnels and large fathers knock down buildings like they can’t bear others having toys. Ahead of us is Los Angeles, disintegrating before we can reach it. All our colors are smearing together, graywash speedlines as the truck struggles into second gear and your camera dances from your wrist like a too-full medicine bag.

From your other wrist still
clinks! the broken handcuff loop. Me still wishing I was on the other end of the splintered chain. The frost is giving way outside, and the snap of the air plucks at the cords of each guitar lying in our truck bed as we roll on from the red light chapels and holy-blessed wankrooms of Gainesville to the twitchy-moving pens and typewriter racket of Portland.

We’re always in by curfew, looking out at factories looming over cornfields and tract housing; making love quietly, anxiously, then rolling over to watch the sunsets we’ve recorded onto our iPods. Afraid to meet each other’s eyes, confident that nothing exists past these roads, these identical motels and their bolted furniture. Waiting to wake up, always waiting.


Sing a song to Baudrillard, whose maps were the world. Raise a glass to Kafka, or at least to Magritte. There are people writing love letters to Roy Orbison, where they wrap him in clingfilm. A grifter steals Sex.com and flees to Mexico. Japan builds the robot armor it saw run amok in its youth. Disney has a town, Muppets have AIDS and kids are reading “Mary Worth.”

It’s late at night and my arms are outstretched; the tide is coming in and it sounds like your screaming voice.


We remember these days now and forever as the best of them. The pain is romantic, the poverty is ennobling, and the loneliness is spirituality. Everyone is clever and good-looking, every moment is meaningful; we are myths and legends in our own time. We’re entitled to the world and indebted to no one. Our veins pump music and we ever breathe fire. We’re the coming body politic, with all the wisdom our buttons can share.

We are sorcerers and you can never contain us.

We are dying already.


-Excerpted From "Midwest Sidestory"

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Profile avatar "borrowed" from Bill Sienkiewicz artwork for the infamous "Big Numbers," scripted by Alan Moore.

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[ Posted by johnculjak on Jan 5th, 2007 12:39 PM ]...

Have you bought a wii yet? When will you buy the wii? Why are you not buying the wii right now? When can i come over and play the wii? We have a problem, Michael.

3 Replies [ Latest posted on January 8th, 2007 7:09 PM ]

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Jan 5th, 2007 7:22 PM ]...

[This joke has been censored]

Remove[ Posted by johnculjak on Jan 8th, 2007 1:28 PM ]...

why was it censored? was there a blizzard in boston?

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Jan 8th, 2007 7:09 PM ]...

Yes, a DQ Blizzard, and you can't have one.

[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 17th, 2006 5:19 PM ]...

Thanks for throwing the party at your place. Tell Patrick thanks for the delicious eats.

YANKEE STEEL!

6 Replies [ Latest posted on January 6th, 2007 2:04 PM ]

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:39 PM ]...

Dude, we HAVE to write Yankee Steel. For serious!

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:52 PM ]...

In fact, get this - there's a legendary, possibly mystical, group of assassins that step into every civil war to maintain balance of forces. So we can have a flashback to the French of Reign of Terror. Ninjas of the Guillotine! And the English Civil War? Fop Ninjas!

Remove[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 22nd, 2006 6:25 AM ]...

"The Last Samurai" was essentially about a civil war era character (Tom Cruise) finding redemtion by becoming involved with the Japan's own attempts to modernize itself by wiping out its feudal past. Probably the ninja assassins would be most at home in the industrial, capitalist North, while the Samurai would be most at home in the glorious "Gone with the Wind" days of the aristocratic ante-bellum south. It's basically "progress vs. tradition," exposing the virtues and vices of both. Not to mention the opportunities for crazy-ass visuals. Can you imagine a civil war rifle with a katana affixed the the end like a bayonet?

Remove[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 24th, 2006 7:47 AM ]...

We should throw together a script and then hire some foriegn guy to draw a pitch for us. I'm starting a new job soon, so I'll have the funds to produce it. That's one of my '07 resolutions -- to write/produce as many independent comics as my schedule/budget will allow.

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 24th, 2006 12:17 PM ]...

Haha, sounds good. In '07 I plan to finish off this current prose stuff, and I'll have more time to script, too. I want to get my fingers into some new stuff this year.

Remove[ Posted by rscarbonneau on Jan 6th, 2007 2:04 PM ]...

Man, this will be the best porno ever!

[ Posted by brokenvoice on Jan 4th, 2007 7:00 PM ]...

Thanks for the add, Michael. Hope you can find something at my website that appeals!

[ Posted by johnculjak on Dec 24th, 2006 2:08 AM ]...

It was nice seeing you tonight.

That wasn't you?

Son-of-a-BITCH!

1 Reply [ Latest posted on December 24th, 2006 2:14 AM ]

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 24th, 2006 2:14 AM ]...

I hope they made you breakfast.

[ Posted by Harbinger on Dec 23rd, 2006 5:30 PM ]...

I have some spare change, but you will have to come here to get it. is it worth the gas money? WHO CAN SAY!

anyway, how have you been?

4 Replies [ Latest posted on December 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM ]

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 23rd, 2006 6:22 PM ]...

I'll make Rich go get it.

I'm okay. Rolling up the corporate ramp. Trying to write through sleep. These french fries I'm eating, I didn't cook them enough.

Remove[ Posted by Harbinger on Dec 23rd, 2006 6:29 PM ]...

so long as you don't to sleep WHILE writing, you'll be fine.

though that could yield some interesting results...

Remove[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 23rd, 2006 6:33 PM ]...

No, you were supposed to say "With sexy results!"

Some people would tell you that I must always be asleep when I'm writing.

Remove[ Posted by Harbinger on Dec 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM ]...

ah, you're right... I'm so off my game!

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