[ Posted by patchworkearth on Jan 5th, 2007 7:22 PM ]...

[This joke has been censored]

[ Posted by johnculjak on Jan 8th, 2007 1:28 PM ]...

why was it censored? was there a blizzard in boston?

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Jan 8th, 2007 7:09 PM ]...

Yes, a DQ Blizzard, and you can't have one.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:39 PM ]...

Dude, we HAVE to write Yankee Steel. For serious!

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:52 PM ]...

In fact, get this - there's a legendary, possibly mystical, group of assassins that step into every civil war to maintain balance of forces. So we can have a flashback to the French of Reign of Terror. Ninjas of the Guillotine! And the English Civil War? Fop Ninjas!

[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 22nd, 2006 6:25 AM ]...

"The Last Samurai" was essentially about a civil war era character (Tom Cruise) finding redemtion by becoming involved with the Japan's own attempts to modernize itself by wiping out its feudal past. Probably the ninja assassins would be most at home in the industrial, capitalist North, while the Samurai would be most at home in the glorious "Gone with the Wind" days of the aristocratic ante-bellum south. It's basically "progress vs. tradition," exposing the virtues and vices of both. Not to mention the opportunities for crazy-ass visuals. Can you imagine a civil war rifle with a katana affixed the the end like a bayonet?

[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 24th, 2006 7:47 AM ]...

We should throw together a script and then hire some foriegn guy to draw a pitch for us. I'm starting a new job soon, so I'll have the funds to produce it. That's one of my '07 resolutions -- to write/produce as many independent comics as my schedule/budget will allow.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 24th, 2006 12:17 PM ]...

Haha, sounds good. In '07 I plan to finish off this current prose stuff, and I'll have more time to script, too. I want to get my fingers into some new stuff this year.

[ Posted by rscarbonneau on Jan 6th, 2007 2:04 PM ]...

Man, this will be the best porno ever!

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 24th, 2006 2:14 AM ]...

I hope they made you breakfast.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 23rd, 2006 6:22 PM ]...

I'll make Rich go get it.

I'm okay. Rolling up the corporate ramp. Trying to write through sleep. These french fries I'm eating, I didn't cook them enough.

[ Posted by Harbinger on Dec 23rd, 2006 6:29 PM ]...

so long as you don't to sleep WHILE writing, you'll be fine.

though that could yield some interesting results...

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 23rd, 2006 6:33 PM ]...

No, you were supposed to say "With sexy results!"

Some people would tell you that I must always be asleep when I'm writing.

[ Posted by Harbinger on Dec 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM ]...

ah, you're right... I'm so off my game!

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 9:45 PM ]...

I find your organization very interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

[ Posted by khwan on Dec 21st, 2006 9:48 PM ]...

I would like to have newsletter. But I sad to say with no money=no lingere. So it just full of poor Thai girls with no clothes on.

I sure you not want to see that in newsletter!



KHWAN

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 9:52 PM ]...

Yeah, it's a damned shame so many beautiful Thai women are forced to walk around naked, huddling close to each other to keep warm. I tell you, this plight has been a long-time interest of mine.

[ Posted by khwan on Dec 21st, 2006 10:38 PM ]...

Yes. I know many men very big heart and generous same you. Worry about naked Thai girls.

That why they go to Thailand and support the naked Thai girls in go-go bars with help of donation of money!


KHWAN

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 10:49 PM ]...

We are all of us philanthropists.

...I'll tell you, this is the headiest conversation on Comicspace right now.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 9:58 PM ]...

Hardly a chore to pass on deserved props, man!

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 9:58 PM ]...

I needed a new home. The old one had rats and leaky pipes.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 9:46 PM ]...

Was that a Prisoner reference or are you threatening me?

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 7:48 AM ]...

I say we all just copy whatever icon Bendis is using.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 9:08 PM ]...

Now they look nothing alike...

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:43 PM ]...

It definitely is. Happy holidays, bro. Your stuff looks better every day.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:42 PM ]...

Out in the tall grass, man. In the WEEDS.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:42 PM ]...

Low, man. Reeeealll low.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 17th, 2006 8:41 PM ]...

I'm kickin' back stateside in a sweet coastal duplex I share with Jessica Lynch. We drink 40's on the curb together all day and play Dreamcast all night.