A.K.A. "The man without an alias"

The facts, as we've been able to determine them--

* Height: 5' 11

* Brown hair (needs a trim)

* Wears glasses

* No distinguishing marks or scars

* Graduate, The Joe Kubert School (1986-1989)

* Began professional career drawing UNDERDOG for Spotlight Comics in 1987

* Regular contributor to Cracked magazine, 1989-2000

* Freelanced for Felix The Cat Productions, Video Watchdog, Marvel (WOODSTOCK: THE COMIC), Wildstorm Productions, Youthline USA, Allied American Artists (PEPITO), Eclipse (BORN TO BE WILD), Kitchen Sink (IMAGES OF OMAHA)

* Watches far too many movies and old TV shows for his own good

* Laughs at danger, then beats a hasty retreat

* Unlike normal people, who occasionally get the "brain freeze" in their forehead when eating/drinking something cold, he gets it in his left shoulder [cue theremin music]

* Wants to save the Earth...for dessert.