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February 12th, 2009 11:59 PM

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Even in Space or Mesa, fire scapes don't lead to solid walls

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Hey kids,
My appearance at this year’s Phoenix Comicon went so well that Studio Hadra and I have been banned in Phoenix! Any future P-Cons, that is.
A certain small boy thought my work was too offensive for Wil Wheaton(?). So he put my booth in a far corner facing away from the crowd. He and his subordinates did say my booth had to stay where it was for “fire safety” reasons, after ignoring my requests for over a day and a half.
And who the Hell makes a fire escape go into a solid wall? Certainly neither the Mesa Convention Center director nor the fire marshal did. The P-Con head sicked the MCC director (but not the fire marshal strangely enough) to have me kicked out, after he tried to (hohoho) pick a fight with me. Guess he wanted to prove to his mommy what a “man” he was.
And on top of that, members of the P-Con’s own staff confirmed that the P-Con head wanted to censor my work.
When I called him on that, I was then banned from the next con by the little prince.
And did the little prince’s decree have a chilling effect on your’s truly?
Nah, because….
The pulse pounding paintings of mine return by popular demand to the ever astounding Alwun House! And to those most familiar with the Alwun’s amazing history, they know that this ain’t no ordinary art show. It’s the ever incredible, always erotic EXOTIC Art Show! Round 26! No other show can love you this long! For more info…especially for their upcoming Exotic Ball, go to…..
http://www.alwunhouse.org
Their fire escapes don’t lead to a wall, but this show’s SO hot that you won’t wanna leave!
Want more of that sizzling stuff of the pinup cartoon/illustration by your’s truly? Then BACHELOR PAD MAGAZINE is the one for you! Not for the Mommy-pecked! The Spring issue is coming up faster than a shaking martini! So subscribe now! And don’t forget to get the 2008 Fall and Winter issues with my tantalizing toons and incredible illustrations in them! Here’s where you belly up to the bar and order…
http://www.bachelorpadmagazine.net
Besides, these magnificent mammas in this mag will make you forget about mommy!
And for those of you who ain’t careful in San Fran at the DOES THIS PIANO MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT? Show featuring the curvaceous Kitten on the Keys, you might see the eternally saucy SATAN’S ANGEL there. As well as some new and great art by an awfully good and familiar artist from the desert beyond ! To find out more, go to…
http://www.kittymusic.com
It’s Rated G - for “Gee, this Gorgeous Gal is Goddamn Good!”
But wanna know what really made my appearance at the P-Con a real success?
TRUE CRIME THEATER: FROM BLONDE TO MORGUE Part I! Story and Art by your’s truly
http://www.indyplanet.com/index.php?id=1606
And to further cause members of the John Birch Society to demand more cuts in any state education program….
TRUE CRIME THEATER: FROM BLONDE TO MORGUE Part II! Story and Art by the usual suspect you all know and love.
http://www.indyplanet.com/index.php?id=1638
So order now before someone on the 31st floor and behind a gold plated door decides to cowardly censor this as well.
Hell, no one can stop this runaway train! And as living proof….COMING SOON!
TRUE CRIME THEATER: FROM BLONDE TO MORGUE Part III! Story and Art by the original band members of one ever so modest as you already know!
Kinda like Guns N’ Roses’ USE YOUR ILLUSION but with one record extra and no Axl Rose! So that’s quality guaranteed right off the cuff!
But don’t take my word for it!
Best selling author Barry Eisler (HARD RAIN, REQUEIM FOR AN ASSASIN, as well as someone who has actually been to Japan) says about my work…
“I love it! With that guy behind her, it's so naughty... taps right into my inner 14-year-old.”
The AZ Republic went past the country clubbers’ restrictions and did this.
http://www.azcentral.com/photo/Entertainment/Events/9638#phototop
The photog also said that my work was “the only really good thing at the Phoenix Comicon”. So thanks to him for his kind words.
More in the special thanks dept. Starting with my sister Steph, a tireless Studio Hadra promoter and one of my best friends who just got off the plane from President Barack Obama’s inauguration to help me sell my art and comics. I’m so proud and honored to have her on the Studio Hadra team.
My special thanks continues to my muse Pyra Sutra, one of the greatest burlesque performers ever. Pyra, not only has her image appearing on the covers and the interiors of TCT: FROM BLONDE TO MORGUE, had taken time from her extremely busy schedule with her supergroup Scandalesque to promote my work. She has shown time and time again that real talent matters. And for that, I am highly grateful and honored to have her unwavering support. For more info about Scandalesque’s performances, go to….
http://www.scandalesque.com
So you really think Studio Hadra or I are going just keep quiet in the back of the bus on the orders of some censoring Republican lobbyist, who works like a two dollar whore for a political party that calls for more tax breaks for the too rich corporate CEO’s, refers to job creation during a severe economic crisis as “socialism”, and dares to list public school funding especially for the middle and lower classes as “pork”?
HELL NO!
It turns out that he was the sole person offended by my work and banned me and anything Studio Hadra from his con. Awwwww…..
Not exactly a tragedy, y’know? What happened to Buddy Holly 50 years was a tragedy. What happened to Lux Interior this past week was a tragedy. What happened to many families right now across this country, especially while conservatives on state and federal levels still do nothing for more than 8 years and counting, is a major tragedy.
So I consider Studio Hadra and myself being banned by such a small country club member certainly a badge of honor.
I’d like repeat some advice I gave this person in private now in public. If he wants to continue this crusade to bring a drunk Wil Wheaton’s vision of so-called “family entertainment” to Arizona, he’d better get Sheriff Joe instead. That’s because people still don’t know who Wil Wheaton is.
One more steel chair shot - My photos will be soon appearing in the Impact Zone Wrestling film documentary THE PRESSURE AND THE PAIN! Soon to be five star frog splashing at a film festival near you this year. For the latest smash mouth info, go to…
http://www.trashcityentertainment.com
Standing tall and fighting the good fight always,
Scooter
http://www.studiohadra.com
http://www.studiohadratimes.com
*Thus, this ends another episode of GIL GERARD AND BRENT SPINER STRIKE OUT*

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