Hi. I'm the Shark Of Wisdom, and I come from outer space. I can help you.

I know that first thing anyone wants help with is being happy. It's a tough one, but I can manage it.

First, you should try wearing a colourful tie.

Okay, let's move on to something else. My captors want me to give you some links into hyperspace. They are only children, but then, aren't we all?

Not me of course, I'm older than you.

So let's talk about Semiotic Cohesion. It's just a bunch of South African guys who make anthology comics. Nah, I'm just kidding around. They're dangerous. Watch out for them.

One of us got free a while back and he keeps an internet blog. He's always been called The Ancient Shark Of Despair.
He'll never be happy, so you're automatically one up on him. But he's all right.

Then we have the Semiotic Cohesion editor. He's excitable, and has me locked in his back garden, but you might want to talk to him anyway. If he was a number, he'd be twenty.
E-mail him on: terome@bastard.co.za

I think we've really made some progress here. If you're feeling down, or realise that you're literally crushed under the weight of everything that is and was and will be, drop me a line. I'll soothe you with truths.

See you soon,
Shark Of Wisdom