• Real Name: Steve Bialik
• Gender: Male
• Location: New York, New York (United States)

• Joined: Dec 7th, 2006
• Last Visit: May 6th, 2008

User Tags: bon vivant, cartoonist, cellar door publishing, writer

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Minister Jade

Preview pages from upcoming graphic novel from Cellar Door Publishing.

[ Posted by bencosta on Apr 17th, 2007 3:41 AM ]...

I REALLY dig the style in Minister Jade. I'll be sure to pick it up.

[ Posted by renaedeliz on Mar 30th, 2007 12:17 AM ]...

Hi! And thanks! :D I'm glad you liked Sonja. I iwsh I had time to draw her more often.

Have a wonderful night!

~Renae

[ Posted by jdkrause on Mar 18th, 2007 11:19 AM ]...

Thanks for the "add" Steve. MJ is looking great so far. Hope you'll show us more soon.

1 Reply [ Latest posted on March 19th, 2007 8:52 PM ]

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Mar 19th, 2007 8:52 PM ]... Thanks! Your stuff is really slick looking.

[ Posted by Musterdman on Mar 19th, 2007 3:28 AM ]...

i like the classy brute with the club

1 Reply [ Latest posted on March 19th, 2007 8:52 PM ]

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Mar 19th, 2007 8:52 PM ]... Thanks! Your avatar scares me.

[ Posted by tillinghast on Feb 18th, 2007 8:18 AM ]...

Cool samples...Minister Jade looks like a great read. Are you on Deviantart.com?

1 Reply [ Latest posted on February 18th, 2007 1:13 PM ]

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Feb 18th, 2007 1:13 PM ]... Thanks. No I don't have much art posted online. I just got back into drawing after a long hiatus.

[ Posted by AlexApprobation on Feb 1st, 2007 5:44 PM ]...

Woah! Great stuff! Can't wait to read more of this.

2 Replies [ Latest posted on February 2nd, 2007 12:19 AM ]

	[ Posted by stevapalooza on Feb 1st, 2007 10:31 PM ]... Thanks Alex! You've got some sweet looking stuff going on at Approbation too.
	[ Posted by AlexApprobation on Feb 2nd, 2007 12:19 AM ]... Thank you muchly! I'll keep the Approbation stuff coming, you just keep bringing the Minister Jade!!

[ Posted by JimmyKitty on Feb 1st, 2007 1:27 AM ]...

I said it before and I'll say it again. Get this in print and I hand you money! I love the style, you're doing damn good work.

1 Reply [ Latest posted on February 1st, 2007 2:20 AM ]

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Feb 1st, 2007 2:20 AM ]... You're too kind Bomb King. And actually it is being published by Cellar Dooor Publishing. So you got your wish. Don't have a release date yet, but it should be sometime in the next few months. Thanks again!

[ Posted by johnculjak on Jan 11th, 2007 4:12 PM ]...

1...2...3....NAZI!

haha, you're not a nazi.

[ Posted by johnculjak on Jan 10th, 2007 4:52 PM ]...

1...2...3....NOT GAY!

haha, you're gay.

[ Posted by mossman on Jan 7th, 2007 10:13 AM ]...

When will Minister Jade be out? the Cellar Door website says "available Summer 2006" - did they lie?

MOSS MAN - Heroic spy & master of camouflage

1 Reply [ Latest posted on January 7th, 2007 10:25 PM ]

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Jan 7th, 2007 10:25 PM ]... Nah. No one lied. Just forgot to update the website ;) I don't have an exact date yet, but definitely soon. We'll be at the New York city con pimping away. If you're there drop by!

[ Posted by johnculjak on Jan 3rd, 2007 5:27 PM ]...

Your mother says, "hello."

[ Posted by johnculjak on Dec 24th, 2006 11:13 PM ]...

Merry Christmas you heathen clone piece of shit. Stop cloning me! we meet at the flag pole at 3, BITCH.

[ Posted by Harbinger on Dec 23rd, 2006 5:32 PM ]...

they call him S! T! E! V! E! GLOOORIA!!!!!


hm, that didn't work at all.

1 Reply [ Latest posted on December 24th, 2006 4:43 AM ]

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Dec 24th, 2006 4:43 AM ]... It's the effort that counts.

[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 20th, 2006 10:15 PM ]...

You owe eight months back child support, you son of a bitch!

I wish I was a bon vivant.

2 Replies [ Latest posted on December 21st, 2006 11:42 PM ]

	[ Posted by stevapalooza on Dec 21st, 2006 12:26 AM ]... You CAN be a Bon Vivant. All you have to do is BELIEVE!!
	[ Posted by patchworkearth on Dec 21st, 2006 11:42 PM ]... I'm clapping my hands, Tinkerbell!

[ Posted by johnculjak on Dec 16th, 2006 10:53 PM ]...

You have a tight ass too.

[ Posted by stevapalooza on Dec 16th, 2006 2:50 PM ]...

How DARE you!

[ Posted by johnculjak on Dec 16th, 2006 2:48 PM ]...

Steve, don't take this the wrong way, but i love your art. When's the book dropping?

[ Posted by johnculjak on Dec 14th, 2006 4:36 PM ]...

Hey Steve, how you doing? Listen, I'd like to start off this essay with a little bit of clarification. First off, everyone's comments on your page sucked. Every. Last. One of them. You should be ashamed that you know these people. Second, this essay will touch upon various time periods, from the late crustaceous, to the early art nuveau period in American entertainment, please, enjoy.


There's a saying in Alabama that goes something like this, "I once walked over a dog, he bit me on the heel." That quote was from the auspicious Winston Churchill as he addressed a choir of South African choir boys on his tour through Bangladesh. He was a gentleman of few words and quite senile in his later years. The quote is meant to illustrate the vast differences between the industrious north and the agricultural south. From boat production to slave trading and then the jazz era, no venue is so proud of it's history than the hole in the wall mexican taco stand.

The mexican taco stand is a staple crop of ghettos and fringe arrogant artists in the pacific south west. Often times, many up and coming modern painters feel the need to use folded food items for inspiration in their drawing. The fault in their actions stem from the fact that they tend to eat standing up, something that is frowned upon with the taco. The proper position to eat a taco is infact, much to the charign of Japanese people, to consume it lying on one's back, on the sofa, with their head dangling over the side and feet propped against the wall. This allows the food to stay in the stomach region, instead of barreling foward into the large intestines, which is the favored route of partially cooked foods such as the mexican taco. This allows the consumer to partake in many tacos, and not have to relieve their bowels for the good part of 3 and one half hours.

Toilets have changed drastically over time. In the crustacious era, toilets resembled large ponds. Giant dinosaurs would relieve themselves in these ponds, much to the dismay of smaller, slower dinosaurs, who would have feces fall on their head, often times at 300 pound intervals. As time progressed, people as well as animals found better accomodations. For instance, cats are now completely trained to use the facilities all by themselves, though their master still needs to flush. Like the circle of life, though, infants deficate in portable toilets, and as they reach the end of their life, begin this ritual again with the release of feces into small outposts called bedpans. These individuals have amased small fortunes, so they are able to acquire bed pans encrusted with jewels, diamonds, and sometimes, fecal matter that was not properly washed off by their immigrant nurses, who are the majority of the time, in the country illegally.

Immigration is a hot topic issue in today's media. The use of illegal immigrants, while beneficial to the employer, has been known to make residents of southern mountain towns grown angry and annoyed. Though these individuals do not have a desire for the jobs taken by the illegal immigrants, they feel it is their right to use what limited vocabulary they have to tell onlookers how darker skinned individuals are taking their jobs, and succinctly, their livelihoods. Many of these indiginous peoples have had to turn to waiting for hours on end outside of large commerical chain stores to acquire ps3's to sell on eBay. Some proceed to take pictures of their overweight pregnant wives to showcase the purchase that they have made.

While the current political climate makes it difficult for chinese immigrants to start their dreams of owning a taco stand, all is not lost. In the great country of Canada, many opportunities arrive daily. From tree logging to pelt hunting, the descendents of the native peoples shine brightly in the youth of today.

[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 14th, 2006 2:36 AM ]...

heh... nice profile info.

[ Posted by Jade on Dec 12th, 2006 2:32 AM ]...

I dunno, I'm quite fond of your use of the word "thrice"... Give it some time... It'll catch on, and everyone will have you to thank...

[ Posted by mickmoart on Dec 12th, 2006 1:09 AM ]...

I am the schitzkmo! Hah!

[ Posted by lenkody on Dec 11th, 2006 11:55 PM ]...

S to the T to the E to the V to the E to the !

[ Posted by mickmoart on Dec 11th, 2006 11:01 PM ]...

I know all about your kind! Heh, how are ya?

[ Posted by worlddumbination on Dec 11th, 2006 9:46 PM ]...

Oh no... it's him... ;)

[ Posted by Jade on Dec 11th, 2006 9:24 PM ]...

Ya gotta post some Minister Jade info! The masses demand it!