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Date:

March 8th, 2007 9:28 PM

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Ten Ton Studios: Guide to Being Cool. Part IV

Bulletin:

easy folks. easy.

Seems I'm under fire a little bit for some remarks I made earlier this
week. John Kerry got nothing on me. To give you a rough idea of the
stresses involved in being a highly successful web-based journalist we're
going to open things up a little bit for some viewer mail:

Scott,

His head swam dizzily and lights danced before his
eyes. He stood for a makin a lot of her, but sure theres no harm in
that. her wellappointed table, he was prepared to renounce
the and allMiss Thornley was too busy examining her feet for possible
frostbites.

strangle carried fertilize him, Rance has, and I guess if he came along now
with his sorrel pacer

I'm pretty sure that was all in English but If you ask me, Miss Thornley, well appointed table and all,
didn't deserve whatever Rance gave her. Moving on.

Scott,

I'm a single white female in desperate need of a spanking from a willing
fanboy. I named my paddle Mjolnir, Are you worthy enough to wield it?

Zzounds! Verily ye doth jest, red-lit maiden. I can never stray from my one true love, for in her right hand, sits my heart, and in her left hand sits my balls.

last but not least:

Poop for brains,
I'm really admiring this column. I'm not sure what I'm getting out of it though. Are you doing it because you feel it must be done? Are you doing it for attention? Are you doing it because your day job is that frikken boring sometimes and rather than doing something useful like reading selections from your classical literature collection or bettering your score at Dr. Mario, you'd rather avoid all possible ways to become a better person? That instead of working on a way out for yourself, you'll help others instead and hope that maybe if they make it out, there's that chance they'll take you along for the ride?

my advice to you, high and mighty, is to get the sand out of your vagina, stop hiding in that paperboard framework you call a life and be passionate about something for a change. Passionate about something that matters, that is.

best,
Scott
Hmmph, there's no impressing some people.

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