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March 8th, 2007 9:36 PM

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Ten Ton Studios: Guide to Being Cool. Part V

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Hey everyone. Listen, really quickly, right now stop what you're doing and wash your hands. Seriously, get up and head to a sink with soap or some kind of cleansing agent and scrub up. We'll wait for you to get back...

Filthy people are gross. I can't begin to tell you how many times I've seen a man go from the urinal or bathroom stall straight to the door and out to his dinner table or whatever without washing his hands. It's disgusting. One of these days I'm going to follow him to his table, lean down to his cute date and very sexily whisper into her ear, "Your man didn't wash his hands after..."

Don't laugh or tell Racist Jokes. What's that? You're accusing me of doing the same? Well no, there is a difference between racial jokes and racist jokes. Not all black people are going to mug you, want to mug you or are even remotely looking at you. Keep in mind the most intolerable crimes in the history of mankind were thought up and executed by whitey and I whole heartedly take Michael Moore's side in his thought that there are more reasons to be afraid of white people than any other color on the planet.

Is it just me or is Britney Spears just a teensy weensy ittle bitty bit cute again since filing for divorce from Federline?

What's this have to do with Comics? Nothing. But, if you're not reading Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. by Marvel Comics, you are seriously missing out, and if you've tried reading it and it isn't your thing, you need to suck it up and buy it and read it anyway. It's like your vegetables, you may not like them but you should be eating them anyway.

And to any artists out there, pick up the new Wetworks by Wildstorm. It's restoring my faith in the artform again.

more life tips?

See a doctor about your yellowing toenails.

If your car is older than 7 years, do not pimp it out.

If you're contemplating suicide, personal message me or someone else in the studio and we'll talk it out.

If you're white you smell like bologna and there is little you can do about it.

If you love someone and don't tell them nearly often enough, go wash your hands and tell them.

:::scrub scrubb:::

Dad, I love you.

Homework assignment: Within your first 20 minutes of waking up, drink a glass of water and do 10-20 pushups.

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