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March 8th, 2007 9:42 PM

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Ten Ton Studios: Guide to Being Cool. Part VII

Bulletin:

Yo Yo yo!

"Excuse me, you have a little something...no...right there. No no, other side. Yeah, Got it."

It's nice right? Your fly is down, there's something in your teeth, something on your face and something hanging from your nose. Finally, there is someone kind enough to tell you all this, meanwhile you think everyone who you've been in contact with in the past 10 minutes is an A-hole cuz they didn't say a damn thing.

It's a luxurious thing in life to have a check-buddy. Ive had them in many places I've worked. Simply put, it's someone who takes you aside and tells you the things you ought to know about.

"Scott, your fly is down and I can see your..."

Finding these things out before it's too late can be invaluable on the job. Last I checked no one was ever given that big well deserved promotion because their nose-hairs stuck out way below the outer rim of their nostrils. I use the tiny scissors on my swiss army knife to keep em in check.

I'm not sure how to go about picking your check-buddy. Here at Ten Ton, we're all eachothers check buddy's. Though I'm sure if Lelan had a ham sandwhich attached to his face we'd let him wear it around for a little bit before we notified him.

Maybe it's a good idea to keep a survival kit in your backpack or in your desk drawer. A pack of minty gum, a few toothpicks. Maybe some tiny bandaids for the gaping wound on your neck where a zit used to be. Trust me, while yes, most people would rather see you bleed than have to stare down your oozing whitehead, we'd still rather look at a band-aid then either of those things.

Also, if you see something, say something.

If you don't say something, when that person finds out, they'll think to themself, "What a Jerk, I had this monkey half hanging out of my pants. how embarrassing."

Maybe use that opportunity to say something like "Hey Carla, seeing as how I just saved you from utter dismay, lets say you owe me one, or we can have an arrangement where we help eachother out like that." Improvise as necessary. As always with my advise, rinse and repeat till desired results are achieved.

yours for eternity,

- -Scott@ ten ton.

Random quote I dig.
"What did I tell you, 88 miles per hour!"

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