All of the following statements are 100% true, except one, which is an utter bald-faced lie. See if you can guess which one:

I'm married and have been for nearly seven years now; We have two little girls, ages 4 and 2. I'm an Electronics Technician in the United States Navy, stationed in south Texas just outside of Corpus Christi. I just returned to the U.S. after a deployment to the wondrous and magical land of Bahrain, where I gained great insight into why everyone in the Middle East is so damned angry all the time -- I would be too if I had to live there on a permanent basis. In March, I'll be moving to New Jersey to begin my new life as an Electronics Technician in the United States Navy. Which I expect will be pretty much like my old life as one, but with less people who dress like cowboys and more lame Kevin Smith references.

I'm a complete geek; We're talking comic books, role-playing games (that's like Dungeons & Dragons, kids), debating who was the best Star Trek captain, the whole nine yards. If it would have made me a social outcast in high school, chances are I was into it then and I'm still into it now. Try to control yourselves, ladies.

I command my very own lethal army of highly-trained ninja assassins, or at least I did, before that little incident involving the betrayal and the fire and the murder of my master. But one day I shall return to claim my vengeance and restore the honor of my clan.

I grew up in Carson City, Nevada, and have since lived in or near Chicago and San Diego before ending up in Texas. So far, the only one of those places I'd actually want to go back to is San Diego.

Once my enlistment is over in 2008, I plan to go back to school and finally earn my degree. My degree in what, you ask? Good question. I'll have to get back to you on that. Probably something computer-centered. Programming appeals to me right now. But we'll see.

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