[ Posted by Uatu on Mar 11th, 2007 5:18 AM ]...

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH BRITANY? I mean common! It starts with pantyless limo rides, and ends with that hot Natalie Portman/Sinade O'Connor hair-do! How can I not be spending all that time watching that?! It's totally "Watcher" PORN!

[ Posted by Uatu on Jan 20th, 2007 4:49 PM ]...

Have you seen my head lately? I mean, common. It's HUGE! McNiven did me a favor by depicting the all seeing's noggin as a little less gargantuan. I for one, applaud Mr. McNiven, despite his set-backs on the Civil War scheduling. You try drawing with a goat and a gerbil suckling... I have said too much! Divulging this information would be detrimental to my oath as a watcher.

American Idol's back on! DUTY CALLS!

-Uatu OUT!

[ Posted by Uatu on Jan 20th, 2007 4:50 PM ]...

P.S. Parrapa The Rapper was the sheezy!

[ Posted by Uatu on Jan 20th, 2007 4:52 PM ]...

P.P.S. Do I look like Chop Chop Union Master?

"Kick Punch! It's all in the mind. If you wanna test me I'm sure you'll find, the things I teach ya are sure to beat 'cha, but never the less you'll get a lesson from teacher!"

[ Posted by Uatu on Jan 20th, 2007 5:08 PM ]...

P.P.P.S. What the hell happened to your monkey avatar! The one you stole from the Lockedintheattic guys?

[ Posted by ChrisK on Jan 20th, 2007 5:48 PM ]...

Correction... Parappa the Rapper IS the sheezy.
And, I did just that... put my monkey back into the attic.

[ Posted by Uatu on Jan 10th, 2007 12:29 AM ]...

Is it proper for you, an Earth man, to question Uatu's relationships? Or, for that matter, my commitment to the oath of the Watchers?

You imply that I have in some way changed the course of natural human evolution simply by having "friends".

Stand aside Earth man. I'm to have parlay with Dr. Strange this afternoon.

BTW, I'm digging on the mocha Frapachinos.

[ Posted by Uatu on Jan 10th, 2007 12:23 AM ]...

It is apparent that your digestive system contains a gestating Celestial. I recommend you get this looked at...

But you didn't hear that from me... For I AM UATU! THE WATCHER!

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 30th, 2006 3:00 PM ]...

Prepare to have your mind blow Earth man!

Who watches the watchers of The Watcher?

[ Posted by The_Overlord on Dec 29th, 2006 3:18 PM ]...

No such thing as too many beers... Unless you die of alchol poisining

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 30th, 2006 2:57 PM ]...

This is question I will answer earth man!

You know you've had too many beers when Fin Fang Foom starts to look good. Just be fortunate you weren't at that New Years party!

Let me answer you next question with a question of my own...
Are you sure that was Tom Katers?

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 30th, 2006 2:55 PM ]...

The Mayans where fools! They believed in celestial beings who had come to earth to... oh crap! I'll get back to you on this one.

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 28th, 2006 3:34 AM ]...

You threaten Uatu, The Watcher? You call yourself "The Overlord", yet have an avatar of Spider Jerusalem? While, Spider may be the most kick ass journalist to ever kick ass, I highly doubt he could tabloid me into submission.

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 28th, 2006 3:31 AM ]...

The Watcher only makes his presence known during events of great cosmic importance.

HBO producers don't need to feel any more important than they already do. I mean, can you remember when The Sapranos was good? And, I was so depressed by Six Feet Under I wanted to never "Watch" anything ever again.

Besides, I've had Matt and Trey on the phone for the past couple of weeks. I can't really talk about it. It's very Hush Hush. I'll give you a hint. "Uatu, The Musical".

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 23rd, 2006 9:33 PM ]...

The Watcher sees all.
I know when you are sleeping.
I know when you are awake.
I know when you've been bad or good.
So be good for... DAMMIT!
It's stuck in my head again.
Holiday shopping is a bitch!
If you don't want to be seen doing that, don't do that. What would your mother think? That poor kitty.

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 23rd, 2006 4:05 PM ]...

The Watcher also SEES your shameless attempt at self promotion! I enjoy shamelessness. Especially in women. I also SEE that you are not a woman. This distresses Uatu.

[ Posted by brokenvoice on Dec 23rd, 2006 4:37 PM ]...

Ah, but check out The Spires ... we have a woman of a species genetically incapable of anything but shamelessness. See - we provide for all our guests. Even for the likes of Uatu!

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 23rd, 2006 4:22 PM ]...

You are incorrect. The Watchers maintain a strict core temperature of 67.91423 degrees at all times. Therefore, I cannot possible be the coolest thing on the moon. Besides, I see that Medusa of the Inhumans is a cold fish. It is a wonder Blackbolt, King of The Inhumans, never speaks of this.

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 23rd, 2006 4:07 PM ]...

Yes, but is Uatu the only one? I would tell you to look over your shoulder, but I've sworn not to interfere.

[ Posted by tomkaters on Dec 22nd, 2006 3:56 AM ]...

I assume the Watcher OBSERVES all holidays.

Thank you, please tip your waitress

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 23rd, 2006 4:01 PM ]...

Should the Watchers be allowed a sense of humor, I would surely enjoy your jest. Unfortunately, we aren't, so I don't.

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 23rd, 2006 4:00 PM ]...

Through observation, I have noticed that you give good head too MODOK.

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 21st, 2006 5:16 AM ]...

I show my presence during times of great importance!

For example...
The wedding of T'Challa to Ororo.
The Civil War battle between Iron Man and Captain America.
The Breakup of Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston.

As for your question regarding the Wii. That I cannot tell you for I have sworn an oath not to interfere with the workings of man. But I can tell you that Nintendo's device rivals the coolness of the X-men's Danger Room!

"The Girls Next Door" is on! DUTY CALLS!

-Uatu, THE WATCHER!

[ Posted by Uatu on Dec 21st, 2006 4:24 AM ]...

Yes Tom, I did see where you put your keys!

I'm sure your aware of my policy of not interfering with the... blah, blah, blah-dee blah.

It's a good thing you didn't ask me WHERE they were, because I wouldn't be able to tell you!

NOW BEGONE!

Britney's stepping out of another limo. DUTY CALLS!

-Uatu, The Watcher!