Real Name: Melanie Chastaine

Identity: Not secret. The moniker "USA Kid" is an openly avowed stage name.

Group Affiliation: Awesome Storm Justice 41, Dennis Corporation of Evil (former), Big Bill Canalope’s Super Big Top Circus (former).

Family Status: Divorced. Mother of Gertie Chastaine.

Education: GED Certificate. A few credit hours at Biloxi State Community College.

Occupation: Exotic dancer at The Go-Go Burlesque, Summerside City. Part-time superhero. Former Director of Evil, Dennis Coporation of Evil. It actually wasn't too bad working there, except for Candace.

Address: The trailer on top of the Awesomequarters (formerly Big Ned’s Trailer Park, off Exit 8, Outside Summerside City), Japan.

About Me: I’m a part-time hero and working mom who can’t quite make it on a hero’s salary. I’m also a fun-loving girl who enjoys shooting and lassoing and dancing whenever I get a chance, but I should tell you in all honesty that I’m not available right now.

I’m seeing somebody. I know. I’m sorry. But he’s really GREAT!

You can still come see me most nights at the Go-Go-Burlesque! $10 cover and a two-drink minimum. But I’ll make it worth your while, I promise. And if you can’t make it there, you can catch me in my day-job at http://www.awesomestormjustice.com.

Come on by and check me out!