PANEL ONE: Will sits in his apartment in a black, comfortable chair, legs propped on a stool, pounding on his laptop. Black and white posters of John Cash and Marylin Monroe are on the wall behind him. A Yamaha Keyboard on his right, a futon covered by an old quilt on his left.

Will: Sup geeks? Just got here with a plan to network with fellow creators.

PANEL TWO: Same shot. His dog (Bruce Lee) enters the frame; a reddish blond chow/German shepherd shaved to look like a lion, but with a super sayen tail.

Will: So I'm writing this ongoing series. The characters have been racing around in my head since I was twelve.

PANEL THREE: Same shot. Now the Cat has joined. The tortoise-shell tabby (Nina Simone) is clawing the front of the chair - stretched like a bending board. The dog tucks his nose beneath her tail to sniff that ass.

Will: It's a genre bender with elements of superhero, sci-fi, martial arts, western, comedy, and anything else that inspires me.

PANEL FOUR: Same shot. The Dog and the Cat are running to the right of the frame.

SFX: CHI-KOOM

Will: That's Amber. My beautiful Wife to be getting home from a long day at the office.

PANEL FIVE: Same shot: Amber walks across the frame. She's talking on her cell phone. The Dog and Cat follow her. Will smiles up at her.

Amber: Yeah....Yeah....UmHmm...Yeah, I know!

PANEL SIX: She has walked out of frame. Will continues to smile in her direction.

PANEL SEVEN: She dives back in to kiss him on the lips.

PANEL EIGHT: She's walking back in the opposite direction.

Amber:...Yeah...

PANEL NINE: Just like the PANEL ONE.

Will: So anyway, I've written a lot of scripts for my series and am looking for artists so I can start submitting. PM me. We'll chat!