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WinstonRowntree

Date:

April 28th, 2007 6:30 PM

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I take you for granted, gentle bulletin reader.

Bulletin:

What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it...Larry Bird?? Is it Vlade Divac?? YES, IT IS!! Oh, no, wait--it's just this week's SUBNORMALITY comic. BOR-ING. But look--it's a day early, so let's all ignore its flaws and instead praise it for its assiduous punctuality!! Then, after that, let's all go down to the post office and mail a cheque for $45.00 to author Winston Rowntree so he can quit his job and eat $19,000.00 worth of cheese for a living, just like Alex Lifeson!! Oh, and this week's strip is about hockey, so that's the catch for it being posted early. Anyway, mail those cheques to the following fake address:

Winston Rowntree
457 Jebedia Trail
Milgool, Wisconsin
88818
USA

And if you want to send me MORE than $45.00, GO AHEAD! This is the internet--THERE ARE NO RULES!!! Rules like: "Bulletins must be written in a clear and succinct manner."

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