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WinstonRowntree

Date:

May 13th, 2007 12:31 AM

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Read this bulletin for instant death

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Comic updated, weird ramblings, bored readers, etc, etc. Let's all go read SUBNORMALITY or our heads will fall off and emit an unpleasant green vapor or something. Seriously, I mean, the Unabomber never read my comic and look what happened to him. Mussolini, too. Actually, most historians agree that if Mussolini had read my comic then all that unpleasantness in mid-20th century Italy would have been avoided. No fasces, no savage beatings, no unfortunate alliances with certain European nations whose name starts with "Germ." Mussolini didn't actually make the trains run on time, contrary to popular belief. He was just a big, fat, opportunistic fraud with a big head and a tiny helmet. The kind of person who tried to impress people by showing up early at meetings and burying his head in a book. Too bad the book was a French-English dictionary, held upside down. True story. So read my comic, or you're guaranteed a similar fate--consigned to the dustbin of history!! Yeah, that's right!! Heed my baseless warnings!!

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