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WinstonRowntree

Date:

July 28th, 2007 10:09 PM

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This is the last bulletin ever!!

Bulletin:

Yes, the rumors you've heard on CNN are true: this will be the last of my weird and weekly bulletins that announce the updating of my comic! My elaborate announcements are being phased out due to only 10 people reading them. Not that you ten Heroes aren't worth it, but I'm sure the cosmos will otherwise reward you for your superhuman efforts on behalf of the Greater Good. Rest assured, the SUBNORMALITY comic will still be updated weekly, as it has been this week (early, once again... ahem, yes... swelling with pride and egomania...)--you'll just have to remind yourselves to read it from now on! Heroes that you are, i'm sure this will be as easy as it was for paul mccartney to write that horrible christmas song that gets overplayed every year. Simply having a wonderful bulletin time. That's like Bullet Time, but slower, and without Keanu Reeves. Future bulletins from myself will announce major events only, like when I fake my own death, or when I cancel SUBNORMALITY itself because of pressure from AT&T and the Panamanian government (it's a long story...). Until then, Heroes. I salute you, much in the manner of Luke Skywalker when he saluted someone or other at some point during that trilogy of star wars films. Everyone says that the second one's the best, but that's rubbish. The one with that guy in the bar who says "he doesn't like you" is the choice pick. Thus ends bulletin time.

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